Archives: August 2016

Courteney Cox Regrets Some Of The Stuff She’s Done To Her Face

August 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Courteney Cox is not a hot white dude celebrity who can help boost ratings by getting his nipples out to do homoerotic action with Bear Grylls, so I’m not sure why she was on Running Wild, but she was. I didn’t see Courteney’s episode, which aired on Monday, but I’m going to take a wild guess and say that she and Bear did the usual like give themselves a deer piss enema and spend the night inside of the carcass of a dead elk. And in between that, Bear transformed into a regular Diane Sawyer and the two got deep.

Naya Rivera Admits She Had An Abortion On A Day Off From Filming “Glee”

August 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Naya Rivera wasn’t always the outlet mall version of Kim Kardashian. She was also once an actress on a very successful show about constantly-singing teenagers called Glee. Naya has written a soon-to-be released memoir called Sorry Not Sorry, because even though she’s only 29, she tells People that she’s “done a lot of living” and is a “79-year-old trapped in a 29-year-old’s body.” One of the things she’s done in her 29 years that she’s sorry not sorry for is having an abortion. She’d also said that it happened during the filming of Glee on one of her days off.

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Trolls Hacked Leslie Jones’ Website And Put Her Naked Pics Out There

August 24, 2016 / Posted by:

When trolls on Twitter spewed all kinds of racist shit at Leslie Jones, she reported them to the powers-that-be and stepped away from the scariest part of the internet for a good minute. (Actually, the scariest part of the internet is the YouTube page that plays that Little Sprout Baby commercial.) Twitter banned several of the trolls who went after Leslie Jones, including the tech editor for Breitbart Milo Yiannopoulos (aka @Nero). Nero was reportedly one of the main leaders who rallied the troll troops to throw smegma balls of racism at Leslie, because their assholes were throbbing with rage over the all-female Ghostbusters reboot, or something. Nero has been sent to banned camp by Twitter before, but this time it was permanent. The trolls aren’t done with Leslie and today they retaliated against her for getting their troll king banished. They hacked her accounts and put all of her personal business out there.

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Lots Of Famous People Went To Hillary Clinton’s Hollywood Fundraiser Yesterday

August 24, 2016 / Posted by:

The last ballot I cast was in the election that saw Hottié McStud become Prime Minister of Canada, so I don’t get to vote in this one. But that doesn’t mean I don’t know what’s going on. I know one of the candidates is a dry Buffalo chicken tender in a suit. I know that the other one is Hillary Clinton. I also know that they’ve got to make a lot of money before the election, so they hold fundraisers. Yesterday, a fancy money-making lunch was held in honor of Hillary at the Los Angeles home of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Ivena “Ivy” Smailes, the centenarian hero who asked for “hunky and burly firefighters” for her 105th birthday and got it!

When you’ve gone through 100 years or more of living on this planet, you’ve earned the right to ask for whatever you want on your birthday. Some keep it simple and ask for a mug of whiskey and to be left the fuck alone, and others, like Ivy Smailes asks for some memaw nipple-tingling hotness in the form of mens in uniform. Ivy lives at the Addison Court Care Home in the English village of Crawcrook in Tyne and Wear, and one of the workers there tells ABC News that every year she makes a few special requests for her birthday party. For her big 1-0-5, Ivy asked for singers, dancers, a cake and HOT FIREMAN ASS.

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