Archives: August 2016

Birthday Sluts

August 31, 2016 / Posted by:

Richard Gere (67)
Joe Budden (36)
Jeff Hardy (39)
Shar Jackson (40)
Sara Ramirez (41)
Chris Tucker (45)
Deborah Gibson (46)
Queen Rania of Jordan (46)
Jonathan LaPaglia (47)
Dee Bradley Baker (54)
Gina Schock (57)
Julie Brown (58)
Marcia Clark (63)
Van Morrison (71)

Pic: Herb Ritts/Fashographyscans

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Night Crumbs

August 30, 2016 / Posted by:

This picture of Drake and RiRi was taken last night, and his face is probably lit up from thinking about how he’s going to go home and make sweet, sensitive love to his soulmate (and yes, he cried after). But I’d like to think that he made the same face today after finding out that Chris Brown was arrested – Lainey Gossip 

No. No. No. I am not for building walls, but we need to immediately build a wall around South Carolina so that the clowns don’t get out! – Egotastic

If Kim Zolciak keeps Kylie Jenner’ing her mouth, she’s pretty much going to be nothing but a pair of giant plastic lips in a polyester wig in a few months – Reality Tea 

Joshua Jackson maybe wants Diane Kruger back – Celebitchy

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”Taylor SwiftThe Superficial 

Spike Jonze directed Andie McDowell’s daughter in a perfume commercial for Kenzo. And judging by that commercial, I’m guessing that the main ingredient in that perfume is METH – Drunken Stepfather

Matt Boner is playing a transgender woman in a movie, and not everyone is happy about it – Towleroad

I barely know who Madison Beer is (no, she is not a refreshing alcoholic beverage from Wisconsin), but I do know that she’s trying to go full 90s – WWTDD

Today’s definition of “tragic” is brought to you by Kendall Jenner’s ensemble – Popoholic

Brad Pitt is totally going to hump on that gigantic overpriced bear after getting stoned one night – Jezebel

A bunch of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models went to a summer event fully clothed – IDLYITW

This video is very “no-budget community theater production of Game of ThronesHollywood Tuna

I would, all of them – SOW

Jena Malone got engaged – Popsugar

Henry Cavill is obviously getting extra meaty and beefy for Superman, but is he also playing Stretch Armstrong in a movie? – Just Jared

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The Difficult Brown’s “Standoff” With The Cops Ended With Him Getting Arrested

August 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Seen above holding court in what looks like the friendliest police standoff ever (they obviously can’t get enough of his fart jokes), Chris Brown was arrested for felony assault with a deadly weapon today. And just as that happened, a judge in L.A. slipped their hand into a moisturizing glove because they want it to be extra soft when they give famous and rich convicted felon Chris Brown a delicate slap on the wrist in court.

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Selena Gomez Is Stepping Away To Deal With Some Lupus Side Effects

August 30, 2016 / Posted by:

If Tom Hiddleston was hoping to give us an encore performance of his cringe-inducing dad moves at a Selena Gomez show, he will have to wait a little while, because she has canceled the rest of her tour dates, which were mostly in Europe and South America. Selena pressed the pause button on her career in 2014 when she had to do chemotherapy after she was diagnosed with lupus, and she’s pressing it again. Selena said in a statement through People that she’s going away for the rest of the year.

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Open Post: Hosted By Charlie Hunnam In A Tank Top

August 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Let’s all take a moment to put our hands together (or put your feet together if your hands are too busy fapping) and say a prayer of thanks for the fact that Charlie Hunnam lives in Los Angeles and not Paris. Because according to Natalie Portman, the Lanvin uniform-wearing police officers of France would immediately arrest and jail Charlie Hunnam for the sinful crime of wearing sloppy workout clothes and showing his knees like an uncouth peasant! (Side note about Natalie’s comments: I went to Paris in July, and surprisingly, they didn’t run me out of the city, so they’re obviously okay with temporary trash.)

Charlie did stuff in L.A. on Saturday as his armpit fur twirled in the wind and he worked a really hot pair of scrunched-up sweat capris. About two weeks ago, I posted a tip-moistening video of Charlie Hunnam doing The 22 Push-Up Challenge. Charlie didn’t only do it once. He’s done it 13 times so far and his friend has posted all of the videos of him doing it on Instagram. But I’m sure you already knew that, because I’m sure you bought a projector at Best Buy and projected Charlie’s push-up videos on your bedroom ceiling as you lay sprawled out naked on a tarp.

Pics: Pacific Coast News

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