Two years ago, Natalie Portman packed up her bags and fled the uncultured fanny pack-wearing Dew-chugging slobs of America for the chic je ne sais quoi-ness of Paris. Every time Natalie has spoken about Paris, she made it sound like she was living in a Chanel No. 5 commercial. Everyone’s fancy! The children are gorgeous! People go to museums instead of monster truck rallies! Natalie has since moved back to Los Angeles and earlier this week, she gushed over how “fun” it is to be once again living in a place that isn’t full of fancy people judging your sloppy clothing choices. And last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, she said that it’s “so nice” that people smile in Los Angeles. Hmmm…that might explain why Grumpy Cat was recently in Paris; she was just visiting her people.
When Woody Allen was promoting Cafe Society at Cannes back in May, The Hollywood Reporter published an op-ed piece by his son Ronan Farrow in which he shat on Hollywood for celebrating and throwing money at the alleged pedo prune. Ronan brought up the allegations that were made by his sister Dylan Farrow and called out a few of the stars of Cafe Society, like Blake Lively and Kristen Stewart, for working with Woody. After it was published, Woody told Variety that he didn’t read it and sort of shrugged it off like it was a bad review. Fast forward to three months later, and Woody is talking about it again.
Bob has always been way too literal, but this time he took it too far when someone told him to eat shit and die. – befuddled
Trump’s campaign, still looking for the bottom. – portapetey
The hot look that Young Thug works on the cover of his mixtape No, My Name Is JEFFREY.
RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars splattered back onto our TV screens in all its sequined and lace front glue glory last night, and I wanted to pull a HSOTD from that episode, but then rapper Young Thug moistened the nipple tips of the internet by releasing his new mixtape and its cover. (You can stream the entire thing here.) I went with Young Thug, because all he needs is a good waist-cinching and he’d be working the favorite RPDR look of the night.
Kanye West is supposed to perform on the MTV VMAs this Sunday, and I bet the ears of everyone who was at his rehearsal yesterday are still ringing from the loud tantrum he threw after finding out that Young Thug is wearing the periwinkle ensemble he was supposed to wear. Yeah right, like Kanye could ever come up with something as creative and forward as this.
Shirley Manson (50)
Keke Palmer (23)
Hayley Hasselhoff (24)
Dylan O’Brien (25)
James Harden (27)
Evan Ross (28)
Cassie Ventura (30)
Brian Kelley (31)
John Mulaney (34)
Macaulay Culkin (36)
Chris Pine (36)
Amanda Schull (38)
Melissa McCarthy (46)
Adrian Young of No Doubt (47)
Chris Burke (51)
Branford Marsalis (56)
Wanda De Jesus (58)
Brett Cullen (60)
Valerie Simpson (70)
Barbet Schroeder (75)
You may have heard the completely real story about how Mimi’s fiancé tried to get her into the mood for fuck times by playing Beyonce’s Crazy In Love on his laptop and she got so mad that threw it out the window. That story would have been totally believable if the source said that Mimi summoned one of her minions by ringing a crystal bell and then ordered them to throw the laptop out of the window. I mean, Mimi doesn’t do hard labor, dahling! – Lainey Gossip
Kim Richards isn’t going to jail – Reality Tea
Elon Musk has been trying to spray his musk on Amber Heard for a long time – The Superficial
Joshua Jackson and Ruth Wilson had a drink date that lasted 8 hours. Lightweights. They must have had to work the next day – Celebitchy
I got toxic chemical poisoning just from looking at these pictures – Drunken Stepfather
The trailer for the Gay Bachelor is out and it looks stupid, ridiculous and a waste of time. I can’t wait to watch every second of it – Towleroad
Jessica Alba tried to serve 80s Barbie hotness and she gives an A for effort! – Egotastic!
LeAnn Rimes’ luck dragon nip almost slipped out last night – WWTDD
Speaking of nips, Olivia Culpo’s look so virginal in all that white – The Nip Slip
Jabba the Trump has every right to mouth shit out this dingle of dumb, because really, there’s no hotter celebrity than Scott Baio – IDLYITW
Charlie Sheen is bored – SOW
What in biker dominatrix HELL is Bella Hadid wearing? – Popoholic
Oh please, like fish live in the sewer. The alligators ate them all – Hollywood Tuna
Sarah Paulson will probably be in Ocean’s 8 – Just Jared
Teen Mom Jenelle is going to be a mom for the third time. Congratulations to CPS for the extra work load! – Starcasm
NOT BLAIR CRAMER #2! – HuffPo