Archives: August 2016

Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice!

Frozen concentrated juice was HSOTD back in 2014, but it deserves to be honored again, because it may soon be a thing of the past. The Wall Street Journal delivered some childhood-killing news yesterday when they reported that the frozen concentrated orange juice market is circling the drain and frozen processed OJ may soon only live in our memories. Florida gave birth to frozen concentrated OJ in the 1940s and it was mostly produced for the military, because it’s easy to ship. My mom bought frozen concentrated juice through most of my young years, because it was easy and she could buy it in bulk on the cheap. Sadly, “RIP Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice” may soon be a headline that my fingers will have to type. NOOOOoooOOOOOOj!

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Birthday Sluts

August 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz (44)
Trevor Jackson (20)
Bebe Rexha (27)
Johanna Braddy (29)
Ryan Ross (30)
Andy Roddick (34)
Gabriel Aubry (41)
Lisa Ling (43)
Frederique Van Der Wal (49)
Michael Michele (50)
Michael Chiklis (53)
Paul Oakenfold (53)
David Paymer (62)
Timothy Bottoms (65)
Lewis Black (68)
Peggy Lipton (70)
Elizabeth Ashley (77)
Warren Buffett (86)

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Night Crumbs

August 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Charlamagne Tha God told known donut terrorist and evil child Ariana Grande Latte not to “lick any pastries” at the MTV VMAs last night. Just for that, I bet that Girl Damien did lick and spit on every pastry that was backstage  – Lainey Gossip

Joanna Krupa and Brandi Glanville are still legally fighting over Brandi calling Joanna a low-tide-smelling home wrecker – Reality Tea 

Kim Zolciak’s husband got her an 11-carat diamond ring for their anniversary. That’s good news for the IRS, because they’ll have something else to seize when Kim and her man can’t pay their taxes after spending all their money on dumb shit – Celebitchy

I just spent way too much time (read: 3 seconds) trying to see if I can see Stella Maxwell’s nipple knobs through her dress – Egotastic!

Bella Thorne’s blurry nipples almost made an appearance on Snapchat – Drunken Stepfather

Some villain named Deathstroke is probably going to be the main bad dude in Ben Affleck’s Batman movie. Ugh, why is Lola Lasagne never the main villain in a Batman movie? – The Superficial 

The United States may have won the most medals at the Olympics this year, but who cares about that! What makes me even more proud to be a citizen is knowing that many American dudes were down there trying to get Brazilian dick on Grindr – Towleroad

How is this not on GOOP? – Jezebel

Why hasn’t Jennifer Lopez won an Emmy for her accurate portrayal of an NYPD detective yet? I mean, every NYPD detective I’ve seen is constantly in full MAC counter makeup and glam hair – Popoholic

I hope Brit Brit Spears and Justin Timberlake collaborate on an all-denim fashion line – Popsugar

Seriously, David Blaine, who?! – Hollywood Tuna

This IS News: Taylor Swift is done with jury duty – Just Jared

Pretty Little Liars has been killed off after 7 seasons – HuffPo

Playgirl’s list of the 10 sexiest men of 1981 tells me that everyone in Playgirl’s office was coked up back then – Boy Culture

Joe Jonas took his top off for votes. Don’t get any ideas, Trump! – SOW

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Angela Kardashian Has Almost Kompleted Her Initiation Into The Koven By Posing Naked On Paper

August 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Paper Magazine and Kim Kartrashian covered our eyeballs with a thick greasy skid mark about a year and a half ago, and around 5 months ago, Kylie Jenner got her own terrifying cover, which made all of us reach for our rosaries. It was time for another member of that koven of fame whores (or in this case, a soon-to-be member) to take the cover. Surprisingly, Pimp Mama Kris didn’t try to outdo her hos by posing naked, greased-up and spread-eagled on the cover of September’s Paper. (That will probably be on the cover of Paper’s annual Unholy Issue in December.) Blac Chyna did the cover instead.

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