It may look like Chris Brown is throwing the peace sign, but he’s actually throwing a sign at the photographers that says, “You bitches better not even think of looking at me funny or I’ll poke both of your eyes out.” So yeah, we should just assume that all the photographers taking his picture were women.
The sky is blue, water is water, a Duggar is pregnant, we’re mourning the loss of another legend and Fist Brown has allegedly struck again. It’s just another day in the life of being alive in 2016. TMZ says that the SWAT Team and the LAPD are at Chateau de Fisty in Tarzana, CA., because a woman called 911 and claimed that he threatened her with a gun. That sounds about right.
KTLA says that at around 3 this morning, a woman called police from outside of Chris Brown’s house after he allegedly pointed a gun at her during a violent meltdown. TMZ heard that Fisty, Ray J and some other people were hanging out at his house when a couple of “uninvited guests” showed up. A dude, who was invited, brought along two women, who weren’t invited. The women were told to get their asses out and they didn’t. One of the chicks who was allegedly not invited is the one who called the police. The woman claims Chris Brown told her to leave the Chris Brown way (aka by pointing a gun at her), but others claim he was asleep.
When Ray J left the house, the police stopped him, cuffed him and seized his BMW. The police only want to talk to Chris Brown, so when Ray J proved that he’s not The Difficult Brown by showing his ID, they let him go. They kept his BMW as evidence for some reason. The LAPD is trying to get a warrant to search Fisty’s house for the gun he allegedly threatened to use on someone. Chris Brown is home, but when the cops knocked on his front door, he did what you do whenever the Jehovah’s Witnesses come-a-calling: he dropped down and switched his vocal cords to mute. But he did decide that it would be a good idea post a few videos on Instagram of him going all FUCK THA POLICE about the situation:
That video is very “The Blair Witch Project if The Blair Witch Project took place in a meth lab.”
TMZ says that Chris still hasn’t left the house, but he did scream, “Come and get me,” at the cops and threw a duffle bag out a window. Apparently, there were at least one gun, other weapons and drugs in the duffle bag. Now, if Chris Brown really didn’t point a gun at a woman, he could open up the door and say to the cops, “I did not point a gun at that woman. Come back when you have a warrant.” But because of something called “Being Chris Brown (and being on some shit, maybe)” this shit is getting crazier and I wouldn’t be surprised if he busts out of his garage in a speeding white Bronco that’s headed for the freeway.