Archives: August 2016
Blac Chyna Calls Tyga “Kinda Cheap”
Blac Chyna is once again proving she totally deserves that Kardashian fetus in her body by posing half-naked and knocked-up for a magazine, this time for Elle. Blac Chyna looked a living John Kricfalusi cartoon in her Paper spread, but she looks someone human in these pictures, which are saying to me, “If the glove does fit, use it to cover a tit.”
Blac Chyna didn’t just pose in her underwear with her bump out for attention. She also spoke about her ex-fiance and the father of her son Tyga. Sorry, did I say spoke? I meant to say “read his cheap ass.”
Pop A Celebratory Eggo Waffle, “Stranger Things” Has Been Renewed For A Second Season
This week is only three days old, and already there’s been enough bummer news to make me drink like it’s the weekend. Clearly the Universe heard us all screaming “Okay, call me when the week is done” and decided to take pity on us by giving us some genuinely good news.
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
The bored, hot and hungry helicopter dude who was bored, hot and hungry while hovering about The Difficult Brown’s lair for what felt like centuries yesterday!
For a good chunk of the day yesterday, TMZ had up a live feed of footage outside of Fist Brown’s Palace of Methed-Out Fuckery because people wanted to know if his latest mess was going to end with a Heat-like shootout or if the LAPD was going to take him up on his really tempting offer and siphon a wet doody bubble out of his asshole. (SPOILER ALERT: It ended with the tattooed and tweaked-out Jack Skellington getting arrested.) But before Chris visited his old friends at the police station, he sat outside of his house for forever. The ingrown hair on humanity’s puffy anus ring sat on the ground and talked to his lawyer as the cops searched his house The people watching waited for something to happen and nothing happened. It was like watching a skid mark dry. And one of the dudes in the helicopter capturing all the riveting footage co-signed that.
Birthday Sluts
Richard Gere (67)
Joe Budden (36)
Jeff Hardy (39)
Shar Jackson (40)
Sara Ramirez (41)
Chris Tucker (45)
Deborah Gibson (46)
Queen Rania of Jordan (46)
Jonathan LaPaglia (47)
Dee Bradley Baker (54)
Gina Schock (57)
Julie Brown (58)
Marcia Clark (63)
Van Morrison (71)
Pic: Herb Ritts/Fashographyscans
Night Crumbs
This picture of Drake and RiRi was taken last night, and his face is probably lit up from thinking about how he’s going to go home and make sweet, sensitive love to his soulmate (and yes, he cried after). But I’d like to think that he made the same face today after finding out that Chris Brown was arrested – Lainey Gossip
No. No. No. I am not for building walls, but we need to immediately build a wall around South Carolina so that the clowns don’t get out! – Egotastic
If Kim Zolciak keeps Kylie Jenner’ing her mouth, she’s pretty much going to be nothing but a pair of giant plastic lips in a polyester wig in a few months – Reality Tea
Joshua Jackson maybe wants Diane Kruger back – Celebitchy
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” – Taylor Swift – The Superficial
Spike Jonze directed Andie McDowell’s daughter in a perfume commercial for Kenzo. And judging by that commercial, I’m guessing that the main ingredient in that perfume is METH – Drunken Stepfather
Matt Boner is playing a transgender woman in a movie, and not everyone is happy about it – Towleroad
I barely know who Madison Beer is (no, she is not a refreshing alcoholic beverage from Wisconsin), but I do know that she’s trying to go full 90s – WWTDD
Today’s definition of “tragic” is brought to you by Kendall Jenner’s ensemble – Popoholic
Brad Pitt is totally going to hump on that gigantic overpriced bear after getting stoned one night – Jezebel
A bunch of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models went to a summer event fully clothed – IDLYITW
This video is very “no-budget community theater production of Game of Thrones“ – Hollywood Tuna
I would, all of them – SOW
Jena Malone got engaged – Popsugar
Henry Cavill is obviously getting extra meaty and beefy for Superman, but is he also playing Stretch Armstrong in a movie? – Just Jared
Pic: Splash