Category: Will Smith
Zoe Kravitz Wishes She Never Spoke Out On The Will Smith/Chris Rock Oscar Slap
Honestly, I can’t believe people are still talking about that time Will Smith fucked with his career by playing Patty Cake with Chris Rock‘s face at the Oscars. And although Will is still trying to convince us that he’s sorry, we’ve all moved on and no longer care. Unfortunately for Zoe Kravitz, she says realized just a little too late she should have remained silent in the slap’s aftermath (the Slaps-termath?) and now wishes she never said anything in the first place because we’re living in a time when having an opinion can get you dragged all over social media.
Will Smith Released An Apology Video For Slapping Chris Rock At The Oscars
4 months after The Slap™ heard round the world, Will Smith has posted a video apologizing to Chris Rock for his actions at the 2022 Oscars. Will’s YouTube vid, titled “It’s been a minute….”, clocks in at 5 minutes and 44 seconds, and features Will answering so-called fan questions. These questions include, “Why didn’t you apologize to Chris during your acceptance speech?”, “After Jada rolled her eyes, did she tell you to do something?”, and “Why did you choose to sit directly in front of a white ball light while wearing a white ball cap? It makes you look like an egg head. I feel like the production designer for this apology video should’ve caught that. Are you planning to slap the production designer for this apology video?”
Tom Cruise Will Reportedly Make At Least $100 Million From “Top Gun: Maverick”
Despite the massive boycott (okay, by “massive” I mean just me) against Top Gun: Maverick for not including Kelly McGillis yet giving us the poster douche for “I Need An Adult!” (read: Miles Teller with a mustache), it has become a massive hit. Personally, I’m saving my coins for the porn parody Power Top Gun: Mavdick and its follow-up Bossy Bottom Gun, but many did not, and it’s made over $1 billion worldwide since its release in May. It’s also Tom Cruise’s biggest money-making movie, and because of this and his deal, Little Alien Lord Tommy has become even richer. But still, I’m with the talking Michael Myers’ Party City mask that is Mickey Rourke. That mega-rich trick who has the biggest movie of the year is “irrelevant!”
Vivica A. Fox Slams Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Self-Righteous” Plea For Will Smith And Chris Rock’s Reconciliation
Do you guys remember that time Will Smith won an Oscar? Of course you don’t because that’s the same night he slapped Chris Rock on stage. And for her part, Jada Pinkett Smith has been relatively silent about the situation. But recently, during an episode of Red Table Talk, Jada finally addressed the incident by insisting her husband and Chris need to heal and reconcile. And one of her former co-stars, Vivica A. Fox, is ready to hit Jada with the biggest “Girl, BYE!” moment of her career after calling her out for her self-serving sermon.
Jada Pinkett Smith Says She Hopes Will Smith And Chris Rock Can “Heal” And “Reconcile”
There’s no doubt in my mind that Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock at the Oscars has been a boon for the ratings of Red Table Talk even though host Jada Pinkett Smith has barely said boo about it on the show or in the press. Instead, Jada has been teasing The Slap by sprinkling the show’s 5th season, which debuted a few weeks later, with platitudes about healing, deep healing and healing testimonies instead of telling us the only testimony we actually want(ed. I’m over it now) to know like was Will playing The Heel or was Chris? On the most recent episode of RTT titled Alopecia: The Devastating Impact, Jada once again set the table and busted out the teapot like she was gonna pour some, but by the time she got to talking about how she wished Will and Chris would “talk this out and reconcile,” the tea had gone cold. So she dumped it and served us some stale biscuits and room temperature tap water instead.
Will Smith Might Have Predicted His Own Career Downfall After Doing Ayahuasca 14 Times
What you are looking at above is Will Smith re-enacting the moment where an innocent sip of ayahuasca tea decided to mess with his perception of the truth and scare the ever-loving shit out of him with a vision of everything he holds dear vanishing in an instant It’s entirely too bold to ever call a sip of ayahuasca “innocent,” because that scary tea can have people seeing a headless version of their 2nd grade teacher with tentacles instead of human arms. But apparently ayahuasca isn’t scary enough for Will Smith to only have done it once. The only problem is, one of those trips has now come back to haunt his present-day reality in a big way.