Balthazar Getty #tooktotwitter To Defend Farrah Abraham Against Vivica A. Fox And Some Lady Named “Scary Mary”

September 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Hold onto your hats folks, I’m about to go drop some proper Dlisted dynamite on that ass. This story features not 1, not 2, but 3 “celebrities” who are out here #inthesestreets punching and scratching their way to the lower-middle. Or upper-bottom. Ok, middle-bottom. Balthazar Getty worked himself into quite a tizzy and #tooktotwitter to rush to the defense of Farrah Abraham who appeared on Vivica A. Fox’s new talk show called Face The Truth. Were drugs involved? Yes they were. Is one of the participants a middle aged DJ/Rapper? Yes they are. Did somebody get called a C-U-NEXTTUESDAY? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Let me first set the stage. I guess Vivica’s “ladies onlymale strip club reality show didn’t quite pan out for her, so she’s trying again with a talk show called Face The Truth. It’s kind of like The View meets Judge Judy meets Doctor Phil meets Maury with a focus on conflict resolution/gotcha fuckery (nobody has even bothered to create a Wikipedia entry about it). Here’s a synopsis (via YouTube):

Each episode, airing Monday through Friday, features real people presenting their problems big and small to the hosts in search of solutions. The panel offers their opinion on issues ranging from dating and relationships to bad habits to parenting. Studio and at-home audiences can also weigh in on the conversation and vote on who is right and who is wrong.

One of the women on the panel is a judge who has been dubbed “Scary Mary”, just to give you an idea of what we’re working with here. According to Yahoo, Monday’s episode featured OG Teen Mom and Dlist MVP Farrah Abraham. She agreed to go on the show and be drug tested. After joining her mom and Vivica in “The Circle of Truth”, she learned that she had tested positive for barbiturates. Farrah got combative, insisted the tests were wrong, and ultimately walked off. But not before the panel of experts critiqued her parenting skills.

Here’s a clip from the show.

The story might have ended there if Balthazar Getty had a real job and didn’t just sit around his mansion all day watching daytime TV and making beatz on his iphone. Turns out he was watching. Also turns out that Balt (that’s what he calls himself these days) is 100% #TeamFarrah. And he got into it on Twitter with somebody who has 32 followers and dared to criticize Farrah’s motives.

And Balt was just getting started!

Balt had a lot of energy that day. And spirit! Here’s a peek at Balt’s regular grind. It’s surprising he had the time.

Of course, as must always follow a public cunting, comes a public apology.

I hope Farrah can take solace in the fact that she’s got at least one knight in shining armor out there who’s willing to put his neck out to protect her from the likes of Scary Mary.

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Ok, so he wears his armor on his teeth. The point is he cares!

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