Todd Chrisley Denies That A Plastic Surgeon’s Scalpel Or Filters Are Responsible For His New Fetus Face
On the left is a still shot from a video that 51-year-old Todd Chrisley, the patriarch mess of the reality show Chrisley Knows Best, posted on Instagram back in March. And on the right is a picture that Todd Chrisley posted on Instagram a few days ago and yes it’s allegedly a current picture of him. It’s not some #ThrowbackThursday shit. It looks like Todd Chrisley used a mixture of the Benjamin Button filter and a very essential trip to the plastic surgeon’s office to transform him into a 15-year-old boy circa 1989 who reeks of Cool Water and Irish Spring and only wears Body Glove. But Todd Chrisley would like you to know that his “grow man using the baby Snapchat filter to catfish and catch pedos” look is not the work of a facelift or fillers or anything. Todd Chrisley’s new embryo face is thanks to God’s saliva known as Botox and God himself! “Errr, even I don’t have the powers to transport a face back 35 years,” said God.
About a week ago, Todd Chrisley posted this picture with his son and the boyfriend of his daughter (not the one he allegedly tried to extort) on Instagram, and he still looked like Todd Chrisley in the face:
But then a couple days later, he made a sharp right on Harpo Who Dis Fetus Lane when he asked if he should get rid of his beard. No, not his wife of 24 years (and partner in alleged tax evasion fuckery) Julie Chrisley. Todd embraces the gay rumors and doesn’t care about them, because that would mean he had a problem with being gay which he doesn’t. I meant his actual beard:
And after shaving his beard, Todd posted the picture that launched a thousand question marks:
Todd Chrisley tested positive for COVID-19 in April and has since recovered. And if one of the aftermath effects of coronavirus is that your face gets Muppet Babies-ized, then every trick in the Southern California is going to cancel their upcoming facelift surgery and break into the nearest COVID ward of a hospital to lick the used nose swabs, door knobs, and toilets. But there’s no need for that, because after Todd’s followers accused of him of getting a facelift and using eighteen hundred layers of filters, he said his beauty is the work of laser, Botox, and prayer. via Us Weekly:
One critic asked, “Did you use filters on this photo or have you had a facelift?” The Georgia native replied, “Neither but maybe in the future…”
One user commented on the Instagram snap with several laughing emojis and wrote, “Thank your plastic surgeon…your face is allllll filler.” Chrisley sarcastically responded, “You are so kind. I actually have no filler in my face, but if you sleep better thinking that, then consider me fillered up.”
Even Lisa Rinna commented on the pic! “You look 12,” she wrote, before Chrisley replied, “Well, thank God for laser, Botox and prayer.” The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Tamara Judge posted a similar comment: “You look 18.” To that, the reality star said, “You always know exactly the right lie to tell.”
When one curious user inquired about “what type of lasers and facials” he uses, Chrisley was happy to recommend “laho laser and hydro facials.”
If you look at those three pictures from the bottom up, it looks like one man’s journey from twink to butch-for-pay boy toy to sugar daddy.
Todd Chrisley denied using filters, but I just tried to use the baby Snapchat filter on myself and got the error: Sorry, it’s not available because Todd Chrisley used up the entire supply of that filter. But I am glad Todd told me that the three ingredients in making yourself look like a teenager are laser, Botox, and prayer. Because I’m never using those three things together. I do not want to go back to my teenage face, which was full of acne, angst, and disappointment. I’ll stick with my current day face, which is just full of angst and disappointment.