Category: The Weeknd
Angelina Jolie And The Weeknd’s Relationship Continues To Confound
Angelina Jolie’s ex-husband Brad Pitt had a hip, younger are they? friend in Alia Shawkat, so Angie went out and got her own hip, younger are they? friend, The Weeknd. Now, because I can’t remember if Brad got Us Weekly in the divorce and Angie got E! News or vise versa, I don’t know whether to believe that Angie and Abel are just friends bonding over mutual interests as E! posits or if Angie has been rendered a babbling idiot who “lights up” at the mere mention of his name as reported by Us Weekly. But shit, I light up every time Daniel Craig introduces The Weeknd too, so maybe she just hates Mondays as much as the rest of us.
The Weeknd Is The New Owner Of A $70 Million Bel Air Estate
Did you know The Weeknd is rich enough to purchase a $70 million estate in the Bel Air neighborhood of Los Angeles? Well, apparently he is, and that’s just what he did. He went ahead and bought a huge 33,000 square foot compound that looks like a house made in The Sims after unlocking a character called “Very Successful Music Guy.”
Angelina Jolie And The Weeknd Were Seen At The Same Concert
There have been many versions of Angelina Jolie in her 46 years on this Earth (United Nations humanitarian, one-half of Brangelina, one-half of the never-ending divorce battle between the couple formerly known as Brangelina). But to many, one of the best Angelinas is the leather pants-on-the-red-carpet/26-inch goth black hair extensions-while-accepting-an-Oscar Angelina. The evergreen spirit of Weird-ish Angelina has popped out a little bit over the past few weeks. She was recently seen having a mysterious, random dinner with The Weeknd. Well, Angelina and The Weeknd are back at it again, and they’ve been seen together once more, thus forcing everyone to ask what in the Hell is going on between those two.
Angelina Jolie And The Weeknd Were Seen Having Dinner Together
Jonny Lee Miller’s publicist just let out a giant sigh of relief. As luck would have it, there’s been a new development in the Angelina Jolie gossip chain, and it’s the kind that means Jonny’s people won’t be spending their entire summer fielding calls to confirm whether Jonny and Angelina will go red carpet official at the premiere of Eternals. Because Angelina Jolie was just seen having dinner with someone who isn’t Jonny Lee Miller. Angelina had dinner with The Weeknd.
The Weeknd Will Write And Star In An HBO Series About A Cult
For the past couple of years, The Weeknd has been fully committed to looking like his album After Hours sounds. He’s been doing it for so long, that he’s perfectly nailed down the kind of energy that makes a person want to ask him to blink twice if he needs help. So really, who better to produce, co-write, and star in a gritty HBO series about a club owner-turned-cult leader?
There Were Sexy Aliens And Amateur Magicians In The 2021 iHeartRadio Music Award Performances
Because it’s a holiday weekend in the U.S., the iHeartRadio Music Awards was the second biggest event last night. The first being whatever you had for dinner and the third being you taking a shit midway through the awards. While it didn’t give you Pink and her 11-year-old daughter hanging from a ceiling, it did give you Doja Cat turning M. Night Shyamalan‘s Signs into a sexy club show and almost got abducted in a cornfield by some hot aliens–so basically she recreated one of Elon Musk‘s less-elaborate sexual fantasies on stage.