Open Post: Hosted By Jeffrey Dean Morgan Talking About The Time He Accidentally Bought A Tesla While High On CBD Gummies

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, of The Walking Dead, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about the show and a prequel episode about his evil-bastard character, Negan. While talking with Jimmy Kimmel about life in quarantine and his work/life balance as a zombie hunter, Jeffrey explained that he had been dabbling with CBD gummies. That dabbling came to a screeching halt when Jeffrey got so high he bought a Tesla online and forgot about it. I did that once with a Xander Corvus dildo I’ve never used. Much cheaper than a Tesla though.

Uproxx says that Jeffrey explained that he was trying CBD gummies for help with sleep and body aches. And it worked, he “popped a couple,” KOed and the next day thought to himself: “Man I feel pretty good, I got some good sleep.” …Until he got a series of phone calls and messages from a number he didn’t recognize. The messages were from Tesla and they congratulated him on his new car.

Apparently, what had happened was that Jeffrey had gone online, built the car, “stacked it with every option, put a down payment on it, and didn’t remember a thing.” Jeffrey ended up building a $137,000 Tesla. My worst nightmare is putting expensive shit in a cart and then actually being forced to check out with it. Let me window shop like a peasant in peace! Jeffrey got in contact with Tesla and they agreed to refund his deposit minus a few hundred dollars. Jeffrey took the hit because it was better than spending $137,000 on a car.

Here’s Jeffrey talking to Jimmy about his stoned purchase, he starts getting into his gummy story around 2 minutes in:

Jeffrey Dean Morgan needs to be careful. I mean with Teslas. Because as far as I know, a CBD gummy hasn’t exploded on someone before.

Pic: YouTube