Oh did you think that Azealia Banks/Elon Musk/Grimes story was over? No, as long as Azealia’s name keeps trending, this story is going to get more and more ridiculous.
Earlier, Azealia claimed she was all alone at Chateau Musk waiting to make music with his girlfriend Grimes while Grimes and Elon were out mining shooting stars from black holes in the milky way. Azealia posted an Instagram story about how she was going to wait another day for the music-making to happen and then get back to her busy schedule of starting fights with people who don’t know her. Well, leave it to Azealia to make shit even messier for absolutely no reason.
In a series of Instagram stories so magically dramatic they could make J.K. Rowling jealous, Azealia railed against Elon and Grimes for leaving her in his home. She brought up his looks, she accused him of tweeting while on acid, she brought up racism, she brought up Down Syndrome, she brought up threesomes, and she brought up emerald mining in Africa during apartheid. When it comes to over-the-top drama Azealia, takes things from 0 to lightspeed in a second. Here’s some of her IG stories:
Okay I laughed at “dirty-sneaker-inbred-out of the woods-Pabst beer pussy methhead-junkie”. I’m sorry, but I did. Azealia does have a way with words.
The story doesn’t end there. Azealia decided she needed to say even more things about Elon and Grimes and she chose to say them to Business Insider.
Earlier Elon had tweeted about taking Tesla private and said that funding for the company was “secured“. A reporter from Business Insider thought maybe Azealia had info on this and dropped into her DMs. And it turns out: Azealia claims to have some tea because of course she does. She dropped a few nuggets of alleged insider info on Tesla. Here’s some of what Azealia had to say:
“Yeah I saw him in the kitchen tucking his tail in between his legs scrounging for investors to cover his ass after that tweet. He was stressed and red in the face.
He’s not cute at all in person.
I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop because I’m truly not that person.
I didn’t hear any specifics but I could hear that he was scrambling because he in fact – didn’t have any funding secured.”
I love that Azealia is trying to assure this random reporter that she is of such high moral character she would never eavesdrop while right in the middle of blasting people on social media for days at a time.
As for Elon’s comment on this whole situation, he’s throwing up a solid, “I don’t know her.” His rep put out this statement:
“Elon has never even met Ms. Banks or communicated with her in any way.”
Grimes hasn’t said anything publicly.
Since Azealia is probably never going to make music with Grimes after this, I have a suggestion for her next collaboration. Call up Vern Unsworth, that diver Elon called a pedo. I think you two could put your hate of Elon together and create a solid diss track called: “Ima Put You In A Thai Cave, Boy (Elon Musk)”.