Elon Musk’s New Tesla Is Getting ROASTED Because Of How Ugly It Is
Kotaku says that people are mocking the shit out of Tesla’s new LEGO DeLoreon-looking Cybertruck. Elon Musk revealed the new truck at the Tesla Design Center in L.A. The hideous beast of a car was called by Elon the “official truck of Mars” which no human lives on, and will probably live on in this lifetime. And unless E.T. wants to correct me, I doubt there’s an alien up there who wants to drive that ugly shit.
Elon Musk also said Tesla’s Cybertruck will out-truck a Ford F-150 (which I don’t know what that means, I guess it can haul more ass?), outperform a Porsche 911 (I think they mean in terms of speed?) and be “literally bulletproof”. This last statement is rather funny considering that the glass smashed during their demonstration. Azalea Banks definitely put a curse on this truck.
So it looks ugly and the goddamn bulletproof glass can’t stop a thrown object? Back to the drawing board, I think. This car will go for $39,900 for the rear-wheel drive single-motor version and the “max range version” which has all-wheel drive and three electric motors will be $69,900. They’re planned for 2021 and 2022 respectively.
People started roasting this online because duh:
found the new driver of the #cybertruck for you @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/uxfW8bHrvp
— Sarah Harvey (@worldwise001) November 22, 2019
The Cybertruck is amazing. pic.twitter.com/mgyd8UtUe8
— Mark Serrels (@Serrels) November 22, 2019
me and the boys hitting the town in our new Tesla Trucks pic.twitter.com/yjaYV5Rz1c
— Ben "Ben Pack” Pack (@PackBenPack) November 22, 2019
I mean, really? This is what this man is doing with his billions of dollars? Designing a car that looks like something Kanye West would put on his feet?
Pic: Twitter