Open Post: Hosted By Jeffrey Dean Morgan Talking About The Time He Accidentally Bought A Tesla While High On CBD Gummies
Jeffrey Dean Morgan, of The Walking Dead, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about the show and a prequel episode about his evil-bastard character, Negan. While talking with Jimmy Kimmel about life in quarantine and his work/life balance as a zombie hunter, Jeffrey explained that he had been dabbling with CBD gummies. That dabbling came to a screeching halt when Jeffrey got so high he bought a Tesla online and forgot about it. I did that once with a Xander Corvus dildo I’ve never used. Much cheaper than a Tesla though.
Peyton Sawyer is a lesbian iconne who has been fighting for gayelle rights since the early 2000s. So of course the woman who played her, Hilarie Burton Morgan, piled onto Hallmark for their decision to stop airing a lesbian commercial after pressure from a conservative group (they later reversed that decision after getting shit left and right). She let us know that she and Hallmark parted ways because she was very specific about including ethnicities and gays in a movie and they were very much interested in not doing those things.
Earlier this week, Armie Hammer had the internet thinking: “Damn, you were a lot more fun when you were eating peaches and dancing to The Psychedelic Furs” after he came for celebrities posting memorial selfies with the late Stan Lee. Armie held firm that if you posted a picture of yourself with Stan Lee, you were tacky and self-absorbed, and he was above all that. Enough people must have called him by his new nickname (aka Asshat, which we’ll get to in a moment), because he’s now very sorry.
During a recent interview with Howard Stern, Jeffrey Dean Morgan let all us thirsty queens know that we’re not even close to the horniest ones in town. Apparently, JDM has set a bunch of cooches on fire with his Javier-Bardem-if-you-squint good looks and some crazy Walking Dead fans have sent in some weird notes. And before you ask, no, it hadn’t occurred to me (yet) to get in on that action.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the tall drink of DILF from Grey’s Anatomy and Magic City, is in some History Channel mini-series called Texas Rising (which is probably what Matthew McConaughey says every time he gets a boner) and in it he plays an old-timey gunslinger who has consumption. JDM really wanted to get that “consumption” look so he starved himself. “Pfft, amateur!” said Daniel Day-Lewis who would inject himself with consumption if he played that role.
While selling the mini-series on the fourth hour of Today (via People) with Hoda Kotb and talking box of chardonnay Kathie Lee Gifford, JDM said that he ate a can of tuna a day and that’s it.
“I lost over 40 pounds. He had consumption. I got there and I was probably about 175, I left I was about 135. I ate a can of tuna fish a day. I did it in the most unhealthy way I could. I didn’t consult with a doctor or anything. We had said maybe we should lose, like, 10 pounds and then I just kept going and going. And by the end of the movie I just looked like hell.”
How many calories are in a can of tuna? Like 160? I ingested four times that through my eyes just from looking at pictures of funfetti cakes on Pinterest a second ago. I bet by the time that mini-series finished shooting, JDM was shitting in sand, scratching the couch, wiggling his ass for a Q-tip and trying to nap in bathroom sinks in the middle of a hot day, because eating only tuna turned him into a damn cat.
We’ve all heard of Matthew McConaughey types making their stomachs frown by starving themselves for an Oscar, but for a mini-series on the History Channel?! These crazy actors are eating GOOP-style for Emmys now.
Here’s JDM looking less like death at Cannes a little over a week ago with Eva Green and Hannibal.