Category: Sheroes

Open Post: Hosted By The Teenage Girl Who Shoved A Mama Bear To Save Her Dogs

June 3, 2021 / Posted by:

You may have seen this recent viral vid doing the rounds: Three days ago a momma bear and her cubs climbed up a backyard wall in a San Gabriel Valley neighborhood, east of Los Angeles. Their afternoon stroll was soon interrupted by the residence’s four dogs, who raced out barking, “BEARS! BEARS! BEARS!” Momma bear, likely concerned for her cubs’ safety, took a few swipes at the canines. Then the pets’ teenage owner, 17-year-old Hailey Moronico, charged onto the scene, dramatically pushed the bear off the wall, grabbed a wandering pooch, and raced back inside. Everyone, including the bears, escaped relatively unscathed.

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Cher Wants To Volunteer At The Post Office

August 19, 2020 / Posted by:

You won’t find a greater patriot than Cher. And even though our greatest living American can’t type for shit, Cher has managed to make ALL CAPS and Emojis her shield and sword in the fight for America’s very soul. And in case you have mistaken Cher for some garden variety keyboard warrior, let me disembarrass you of that shameful notion. Cher would literally put herself in harm’s way to ensure your vote will be counted in the upcoming presidential election. Yes, THEE Cher tweeted that she wants to strut her fine ass down to her local post office to volunteer. And no, Cher is “NO,KIDDING.” She’s already made a few calls.

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Britney Spears Posted A Meme Calling For The Redistribution Of Wealth

March 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Not all celebrities are vacuous caverns of narcissistic delusion sitting high in their ivory towers preaching unity and community while sending their assistants out to buy groceries. And you might expect one of the louder lefties to be the first to break ranks and call for a complete and total upheaval of our capitalist society in the wake of this unprecedented global pandemic. But everything is so topsy-turvy right now, that tonight, the role of Susan Sarandon will be played by Britney Spears. According to The Week (and oh what a one it’s been), Brit Brit’s over on Instagram calling for a general strike and the redistribution of wealth. You want the proletariat to attain its emancipation from the sway of the exploiting and ruling class without, at the same time, and once and for all, emancipating society at large from all exploitation, oppression, class distinctions and class struggles? You better work*, bitch!

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Caitlyn Jenner Took A Stand Against Donald Trump’s Reported Plan To Erase Trans People

October 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Caitlyn Jenner got a scary pre-Halloween surprise when she read the news and realized some fucked up shit might be about to go down that might actually affect her. In light of the recent New York Times revelation that Caitlyn’s ex-BFF Trump and his cronies are tossing around a plan that would essentially bibbidi-bobbidi-boo trans people from existence (by setting everybody’s gender in stone at birth), Caitlyn was put in a sticky wicket! Cait’s has already mildly reprimanded Trump and passed her MAGA hat collection off to Kanye, but this time she really means business. According to People, the gloves are off! Caitlyn not only re-posted a popular message on Twitter AND Instagram, she also used her immense privilege and power to get People Magazine to run a quote. The world doesn’t need another hero, you guys. We have Caitlyn.

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Omarosa Speaks: She Did It For Her People

December 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Step aside Harriet Tubman! Move over Ida B. Wells! Take a seat Rosa Parks (oooh, that one’s saved for Omarosa, can you take another one? Sorry, thanks.)! There’s a new black lady in town who’s here to fight for your rights. That’s right, everybody please welcome future civil rights pioneer OOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Omarosa Manigault-Newman sat down with Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan this morning to let you know that she did it for her people. You know, black people!

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