Cher Wants To Volunteer At The Post Office

You won’t find a greater patriot than Cher. And even though our greatest living American can’t type for shit, Cher has managed to make ALL CAPS and Emojis her shield and sword in the fight for America’s very soul. And in case you have mistaken Cher for some garden variety keyboard warrior, let me disembarrass you of that shameful notion. Cher would literally put herself in harm’s way to ensure your vote will be counted in the upcoming presidential election. Yes, THEE Cher tweeted that she wants to strut her fine ass down to her local post office to volunteer. And no, Cher is “NO,KIDDING.” She’s already made a few calls.

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