Omarosa Speaks: She Did It For Her People

December 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Step aside Harriet Tubman! Move over Ida B. Wells! Take a seat Rosa Parks (oooh, that one’s saved for Omarosa, can you take another one? Sorry, thanks.)! There’s a new black lady in town who’s here to fight for your rights. That’s right, everybody please welcome future civil rights pioneer OOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Omarosa Manigault-Newman sat down with Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan this morning to let you know that she did it for her people. You know, black people!

Omarosa has been busy making the rounds and telling her side of the story concerning her sudden departure from her role as an aide to Donald Trump. On GMA, She made four things very clear: One, she did not get fired, she resigned. Two, she was not escorted off the premises. Three, she is an African-American women and four, BUY MY UPCOMING BOOK.

Here’s Omarosa talking about, but not actually talking about, all the terrible things she saw and heard during her tenure in, as she describes it, this “very interesting administration”.

HSOTD Robin Roberts already called this one but I’ll add my two cents: We don’t want ya, we don’t trust ya and we don’t like ya. It’s too late, Omarosa you’re never going to be one of our draft picks.

Omarosa promised to tell-all in the name of justice, but she’s not going to do it now when it might actually do some good. She’s going to tell-all in the distant future when it makes economic sense, Omarosa also wanted to remind us of her close personal relationship with The President  and how it made everybody in the White House jealous. According to People:

“Certainly I had more access than most, and people had problems with that. People had problems with my 14-year relationship with his president, but I’ve always been loyal to him, straight-forward, and I’ve provided him with the support he needed throughout this year.”

What she doesn’t seem to get is that her continued and sustained support is exactly why nobody wants to claim her! What a thing to humble brag about in this day and age. Omarosa, O.J., Tiger Woods and Stacey Dash should start a club called The Special People Club and hopefully Dawn Wiener will sue them for copyright infringement. As it stands, I’m of course going to read whatever non-sense she ends up putting out but I’m going to steal it from the internet because Omarosa isn’t getting one single dime of my hard-earned black dollar.


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