The level of petty coming out of The White House is almost admirable. I live for petty antics, but when the “leader” of the “free” world uses them to intimidate and punish his critics, it’s absolutely horrifying. Thank god it’s just DJ Omarosa we’re talking about. This time. According to The Hill, the Department of Justice filed a civil lawsuit against Donald Trump’s former Second Best Black Friend for failing to submit a financial disclosure report upon her “resignation” in December of 2017 when she was practically dragged out of The White House by her ear. The DOJ is claiming that in failing to file the report, Omarosa committed an ethics violation (oh that’s rich) and they are seeking a fine of up to $50,000. Like I said, PEH-TEE.
Former White House staffer Omarosa Manigault Newman is still trying to sell her book by detonating little alleged truth bombs about her former boss Donald Trump, his family, and the complete fucked-up-edness of him and his cabinet. The problem is that everyone’s pretty much aware by now that our country is being run by corrupt dotards and it’s kind of a “meh” moment whenever the latest tale of bizarre foolery about Trump is told. However, stories about POTUS’ relationship with daughter Ivanka Trump still hold a level of fascination due to how… close(?) those two seem. Vulture reports that, during an appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher this weekend, Omarosa spoke on her former boss’ bond with his daughter and did everything but use the word “incest” to describe it.
Angela Bassett puts us all to shame in the aging department in that she just doesn’t age. Well, now she also puts us to shame in being able to not having her head blow off into the next county in a fit of rage over being confused with probably the last person she ever wanted to get mistaken for. The New York Times ran a photo from the Emmys yesterday of Angela and Tiffany Haddish presenting Rachel Brosnahan with her Best Actress in a Comedy Series Emmy…only an early edition of the Times said it was Omarosa Manigault Newmant, y’know, because she’s always taking center stage at the Emmys. Social media handled it about as well as you would expect…but Angela seems to be taking it all in stride!
We know there’s practically no opportunity for publicity that Omarosa won’t hump like a horny Chihuahua, so it’s no surprise that she agreed to be interviewed by journalist Clay Cane on Sirius XM’s Clay Cane Show. It’s also no surprise that things got heated when Clay tried to hold her feet to the fire about supporting Donald Trump for 17 years before deciding he was a racist and cashing in with her book Unhinged. It’s also not surprising that she got so mad that she called him a bitch, started filming him with her phone and walked out. What is surprising though, is the fact that anybody in their right mind would expect anything less from the White House’s Deputy Minister of Grifting and Fuckery.
If there were ever any doubts in your mind that Omarosa is a grifter nonpareil, this week should have secretly recorded them and penned a tell-all book called This Dummy Thought I Wouldn’t. Like a DJ sifting through a crate of bangers, Omarosa has pulled out yet another secret recording and turned the volume up to 11. TMZ reports that Omarosa just released an incriminating recording, this time of Lara Trump (that’s Eric Trump, AKA Droopy’s wife), offering her a pay-off for keeping her mouth shut on the heels of her departure from whatever her job at the white house was.
Penn Jillette Says Donald Trump Said (Shocking!) “Racially Insensitive” Things On “Celebrity Apprentice”
At this point, someone could tell me Donald Trump once humped a Thanksgiving turkey on the boardroom table of The Celebrity Apprentice, and my first thought would be, “How big was that bird?” Now that Omarosa Manigault-Newman opened the floodgates to all the White House tea and confirmed what my blind, deaf dog knew all along (her ex-boss is a racist), everyone is coming out with similar stories. Well, unless you’re Penn Jillette. The magician and half of the Penn & Teller act was a contestant on the Donald’s old reality show, and he confirms the future president said a lot of shitty stuff…just don’t ask him to get into the specifics. Continue reading