Shailene Woodley Scolded News Outlets For “Disparaging” Her Fiancé Aaron Rodgers

Cryptic no more! Shailene Woodley has come out with a strong and direct message to those who would “disparage” her dumb jock fiance by going full Mean Girls on some poor “rando” in streets by suggesting he has a tiny dick. According to Page Six, Shailene was reacting to a photo published by The Daily Mail which purported to show her fiance, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, strolling around with a cup of coffee after being diagnosed with COVID-19. While it’s 100% accurate and true to say Aaron practically begged the coronavirus to rush his end zone by taking his medical advice from Joe Fucking Rogan, that man with the coffee’s dick is probably too small to be Aaron’s. And Shailene should know. She hangs out with a lot of big dicks.

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