Night Crumbs

November 5, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

At a SiriusXM Town Hall with the legendary Joan Jett, the event’s host Kristen Stewart served “my fuck piece’s spouse came home early so I had to quickly throw on my clothes and I forgot to put on mah pants!!!” messiness – Lainey Gossip

Certified dumb fuck Aaron Rodgers, who lied about being vaccinated and caught COVID-19, continues to prove that he’s a certified dumb fuck by admitting that he’s taking Coronavirus treatment advice from Joe “Not A Doctor” Rogan, which is pretty much a step below taking medical advice from a dead worm – Pajiba

Netflix’s The Harder They Fall paid tribute to Chadwick Boseman by naming a train in the movie after him – Celebitchy

Kim Cattrall has booked a major recurring role in a TV show. And since we’re not hearing reports that parka sales in Hell are up 10,000% due to that place freezing over, it’s obvious that the TV show is not the Sex and the City revival. Kim will play the older version of Hilary Duff’s character in How I Met Your Father – Just Jared

Not to be outdone with Guy Fieri offering to take Kristen Stewart’s wedding to Flavortown, Cardi B offered to make Kal Penn’s dream come true by officiating his wedding. And if Kal and his fiance take Cardi up on her offer, they better practice their okurrrrs since she’s going to make them say it during their vows – Towleroad

Chord Overstreet’s ear hole better prepare to be filled with a whole lot of NFT foolery because he’s going to star with Lindsay Lohan in a Netflix holiday rom-com – Digital Spy

If you’re my neighbor and wondering why the annoying gay next door keeps blasting ABBA songs all day, the answer to that question is: ABBA’s back with their new and probably last album! – CNN

Happy Friday, here’s Lee Pace’s nipples – OMG Blog

Pic: Cindy Order/Getty

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