Category: Sex Chats
Orlando Bloom Assures Everyone His Dick Isn’t That Big
There are definitely people who will zoom in CSI-style on the crotch folds of Orlando Bloom’s trousers, hoping to be able to call him a liar. But save your time! Orlando swears that no matter what you think, or what you think you remember from those paddle boarding pictures, it’s not that big.
Dean McDermott Says He And Tori Spelling Love Using CBD Lube
Dean McDermott still has his podcast, Daddy Issues. We all know that one of The Deaner’s issues is to overshare about his sex life with Tori, so it should come as no surprise that he has been talking about their sex life again. Remember when Dean’s son Jack walked in on his dad and Tori having sex? Now we know there’s a chance a bottle of CBD lube was sitting on the bedside table while it was happening.
Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks She’s Reached The Age Where No One Wants To Do Her
Well, Gwyneth Paltrow’s actual words were that she thinks she’s “unfuckable.” According to 46-year-old Gwyneth Paltrow, she’s officially seen (to borrow from Julia Louis Dreyfus) her last fuckable day.
Nicole Kidman Got Embarrassed By Keith Urban Calling Her A Sex Maniac In The Song “Gemini”
If you were to ask me who I thought was the freak in the bedroom, I’d probably point to the one who has never met a deep V-neck he didn’t like and whose hair looks like the clean-up rag after a Saturday shift at a New Jersey balayage salon. But according to Keith Urban, it’s actually Nicole Kidman. Except Nicole might only be a freak in the bedroom, because she recently acted very embarrassed about it all during a radio interview.
Mariah Carey Says She’s Only Slept With Five Guys
This would be an entirely different story if the five guys in question were the five guys of Five Guys, which is where my mind went first because hamburgers. But we don’t have names. All Cosmopolitan was able to get out of Mariah for their August issue is a number, and Mariah’s declaration that she’s a “prude” when it comes to sex.
And Now For Jill Duggar’s Sex Tips
If you’re a middle-aged Christian mom who needs a little heat in the bedroom, you might have studied Michelle Duggar’s sex tips from a few years back. But if you’re a millennial Christian mom who needs a little help setting fire to your flannelette sheets, you might take a tip from her daughter, Jill Duggar Dillard. Much like her mom’s tips, these aren’t G-rated Sunday-safe tips like: “Set your lover’s libido ablaze with a hot Tater Tot Casserole pulled straight from the oven.” Jill wants you to keep your marriage hot by having sex as much as possible. Are you surprised? Look at her husband Derrick Dillard – how could you not keep your praying hands off a stud like that?
