If you were to ask me who I thought was the freak in the bedroom, I’d probably point to the one who has never met a deep V-neck he didn’t like and whose hair looks like the clean-up rag after a Saturday shift at a New Jersey balayage salon. But according to Keith Urban, it’s actually Nicole Kidman. Except Nicole might only be a freak in the bedroom, because she recently acted very embarrassed about it all during a radio interview.
Last year, Keith his 2018 album Graffiti U, which included a song called Gemini. It was about an amazing woman in his life who’s smart and strong and looks good in a dress and all that. Nicole’s birthday is June 20th, which makes her a Gemini. So obviously the song is about Nicole. Here it is, and please pay attention to the 0:55 mark.
The lyrics describe Keith’s Gemini as being, “A maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in her head.” E! News says that Nicole was asked about that specific lyric during a chat with KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O Show over the weekend. Kyle asked Nicole was asked if she got mad at Keith for sing-implying that she’s a maniac in bed, and she replied:
“I don’t censor his art. I don’t censor his art. If I can be a muse for it.”
When Jackie O mentioned that it would be worse if Keith was singing about how she was a snooze in bed, Nicole agreed, but then got bashful:
“Yeah, that would be worse. Oh god, stop! It is embarrassing, but at the same time it’s better than saying ‘God, I’m so bored. Make an effort Nicole.'”
Keith never gets explicit in the lyrics for Gemini, so we don’t know exactly what makes Nicole a maniac in the bed. Maybe she picks all her sex moves using a random selection program from a vintage MANIAC I computer. I don’t know. All I know is that Nicole should feel free to be as much of a freak in the bedroom as she wants to be. She was married to Tom Cruise for 10 years. I bet the most action that bed saw was when Tom would ask Nicole to come sit and help him pick out his outfit for their dinner with David Miscavige.