Drake Wore A $750,000 “Erotic” Watch To The NBA Finals. Yes, I Said “EROTIC”

June 11, 2019 / Posted by:

As is his wont, Drake attended game 5 of the NBA finals last night wearing what can only be described as a sexual harassment dry eraser board on his wrist. According to Page Six, Drake was seen flashing a $750,000 Richard Mille “69 Tourbillon Erotic” watch that features a “three panels capable of displaying different suggestive phrases”. Last night, Drake’s watch was set to “I’d Love to Kiss Your Pussy”. As punishment, God made the Raptors lose the game by a single point. #Godsplan

Despite the fact that Drake just recorded a song with Chris Brown, this is the grossest and tackiest public display of Drakeness thus far. Why go hoarse screaming “I’m a giant douche bag” when your watch can do it for you. General warning: DO NOT ASK DRAKE FOR THE TIME.

Page Six reports:

The top bar can be changed to display statements like, “I want to,” “I need to,” “I long to,” “I lust to,” “I’d love to” and “Let me.” The middle bar adds in the active verbs, such as “explore,” “taste,” “kiss,” “arouse,” “devour” and “caress.” And the bottom bar gets into the specifics: “you tonight,” “your lips,” “your body,” “your nipples,” “your pussy” and “you madly.”

Ooh, ooh, let me try! I Long For –  Love And AttentionFrom My Daddy. Now that’s what time it is, Drake. According to the watchmaker’s website, this watch would make the perfect gift for the burgeoning little Marquis de Sade in your life.

Erotic timepieces are part of watchmaking history. Designers of yore played with the theme of libertinism by mechanically recreating suggestive scenes.

Because they broke with conservative moral, religious and political customs, these objects were often banned and confiscated. But like all forbidden love, their pleasure was enjoyed away from prying eyes. Thus by concealing the complications at the heart of watches in question, certain models have survived to this day.

On the RM 69, however, love and eroticism proclaim themselves proudly and clearly in words. Far from scenes brought to life by automatons, this creation plays on the desire to openly express passion, sensuality and even sexuality.

In other words, this watch is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. But hey, I guess if you can’t afford the settlement, you can’t afford the watch. I predict that in a few weeks this watch will be added to the rusted pile of rapidly  depreciating junk Drake’s been accumulating over the years. Either that, or he’s going to save it to give to baby Adonis on his 5th birthday. If that’s the case, the setting should remain I Long For – Love And Attention – From My Daddy.

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