Chachi Was Allegedly Attacked By The Wife Of A Red Hot Chili Pepper

December 15, 2016 / Posted by:

The election and this post-election time has been such a scat show circus that the headline, “Scott Baio Claims Physical Attack by Chili Pepper’s Wife Over Trump,” didn’t even make me think about contorting my face into the “Que?” position. We’re living in a time when WTF stories are part of daily life.

Everyone knows that Scott Baio has been Donald Trump’s ride-or-die bitch since almost the beginning and his tongue has touched Trump’s prostate almost as many times as Chris Christie’s has. Scott even praised Trump at the Republican National Convention, and so because Chachi was the A-list celebrity face of the Trump campaign, someone who hates Trump saw him at a school event and let him know her thoughts. That someone was Nancy Mack, the architect wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith.

TMZ says that Trump’s bae-o (sorry) was at an elementary school event in Thousand Oaks, CA with his young daughter on Saturday. Scott told cops that Nancy Mack got in his face and screamed and cursed at him and asked him how he could support a man who bragged about grabbin’ women by the pussy. Nancy must have taken a crash course in How Not To Give One Fuck at The Ana Navarro School Of Not The One. Because Scott claims that Nancy screamed one of Trump’s catchphrases, “Grab ’em by the pussy,” over and over again. Scott, who once pretty much called Hillary Clinton a cunt in a tweet, has truly delicate ears and was highly offended by Nancy quoting his candidate-of-choice.

Scott claims that he asked Nancy to stop, but she didn’t and eventually got physical. Scott alleges that Nancy grabbed him under his arms, shook him and pushed him. Sources tell TMZ that Nancy wasn’t trying to hurt Scott, she was showing him how Trump hugs women.

Scott filed a police report and the Ventura County Sheriff’s Dept. is investigating.

This has been the worst anti-Trump act against Scott Baio since that Starbucks barista committed treason by refusing to say Trump’s name!

Nancy hasn’t said anything about this, but Scott’s ALL-CAPS loving (that tells you everything) wife Renee Baio has. Renee rage-tweeted about how they have video and claims that Nancy yelled the “pussy line” at their daughter.

Meanwhile, The Daily Mail is reporting that Trump may formally offer the gig of Chairman of the National Endowment of the Arts to Sylvester Stallone. (Side note: The Daily Mail’s U.S. political editor reportedly interviewed for a communications position in Trump’s administration. The National Enquirer’s political editor must feel so betrayed.) But Trump really should give that Chairman of the Endowed Farts job, or whatever, to Scott Baio instead. Was Sylvester Stallone in Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2? I think not. Has Sylvester Stallone been helping Trump distract everyone from the real issues for months? Nope! Chachi earned it. But like Chris Christie, Chachi will probably end up with the taste of Trump’s prostate and that’s about it.



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