Erin Moran’s Brother Didn’t Hold Back While Shitting On Chachi And Chachi’s “Tiny” Dick 

If Erin Moran’s brother is telling the truth, then in that picture above, she may be thinking to herself, “I wish I could get on something like that instead of getting on Chachi’s baby carrot cock,” while staring at hot dogs on the craft service table.

Somewhere in heaven last night, Erin Moran grabbed a bag of popcorn and sat in the front row to watch her brother read a motherfucker like the climax in a Jackie Collins novel. I think that Scott Baio might technically be a flatworm now because Erin’s older brother, Tony Moran, tore him several new assholes. Tony went after Scott on Facebook and Twitter for publicly bringing up the rumor that Erin died of a heroin overdose and also mouth shitting out a river of sanctimonious diarrhea about booze, drugs and addicts. When the Coroner’s Office announced that Erin most likely died of stage 4 cancer complications, Scott whined about how the media is making him out to be the fuck fart he is and also said that he would’ve never said what he said if he knew she had a terminal disease. Tony Moran has taken Scott’s apology, rolled it up, handed it back to him and told himself to dry fuck himself with it.

Tony went off on Scott just a bit on Twitter, but he really went for it in two Facebook posts. Tony went IN. I think they needed to use the jaws of life to get him out. I am all for Tony going off on Chachi, but he should really issue a public apology to all lil girls for the highly offensive comparison.

Tony wasn’t done there. I guess Scott got the scareds or was too busy Googling, “What penis size is considered a tiny?“, because his wife, Renee Baio, reached out to Tony for him. Renee quickly learned that when you step into Tony’s drag zone, you’re going to get dragged too.

Scott and Renee haven’t directly responded to Tony on Twitter or Facebook, but they did cry about how TMZ contacted them and then posted what Tony wrote.

Tony went off like his hate for Scott Baio has been cooking for decades and he’s been looking for a reason to let it all out. Go off, Tony! I bet Queen Aretha is going to reach out to Tony to offer him a lead position in her revenge team. If Tony wants the gig, he better tell her he knows how to use a fax machine.

And this just goes to show you that you should not mess with the man who played unmasked Michael Myers in the very first Halloween movie.

Pic: ABC