Category: Robin Roberts
A Bloodhound Won “Best In Show” At The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show For The First Time Ever
Most times when “best in show” makes a blip on my radar, it’s because I’m trying to decide which Real Housewives of New York wife I “hate least in show” while I “watch” (i.e. scroll my phone for the entire duration with the wives’ screeching as my background noise). Ramona Singer never wins because she’s always having to be flapping her jowls about how taking a casual dump on the floor isn’t a big deal or that she didn’t make a racist comment. In much more distinguished, innocent, and adorable flappy jowl news about someone who can shit on a floor and it not be an awkward thing–a dog named Trumpet strutted his majestic floppers all the way to victory, becoming the first bloodhound to ever win the coveted “Best in Show” at this year’s 146th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at the Lyndhurst Estate in Tarrytown, New York.
Jussie Smollett On Why He Didn’t Give His Phone To The Police, And People Doubting His Attack Story
Yesterday in Night Crumbs, I linked to a preview of Jussie Smollett’s interview with Robin Roberts for Good Morning America where he said he wasn’t only pissed off at his attackers, but he’s also pissed off at those who are attacking him with claims that he either made the whole thing up or made up parts of it. The full interview aired on GMA today, and Jussie responded to those who think his racist and homophobic attack was really a Grindr hook-up gone wrong. He also had an explanation for those who heard about him not handing over his phone to the police immediately and threw him the kind of suspicious look that his TV dad Terrence Howard throws at an ass that doesn’t smell baby wipes-fresh.
After Sharing His Racist Revenge Fantasy With The World, Liam Neeson Says He’s Not Racist
Black History Month got off to a great start yesterday when we all heard the racist tale of yore of how Liam Neeson once reacted to the rape of a close friend by walking the streets hoping that some random black man would mess with him so he could kill that random black man as an act of revenge against his friend’s rapist (who she said was black). The W,T, and F keys on thousands of keyboards are probably broken today because that’s what everyone pounded in response to Liam’s story. Liam was on Good Morning America today to promote his newest revenge movie Cold Pursuit, and says that he’s not racist and that the racist revenge thoughts that ran through his brain back then were healed through power walking!
On This Halloween, “Today” And “Good Morning America” Terrorized The 80s
For many Halloweens, the hateful demons at Today have give us many soul-melting night terrors by doing their hosts up like dark-sided creatures that crawled out of the sticky asshole of Hell. Like the time they dressed the entire Today show crew as Peanuts possessed by Satan, and the time they committed a horrible case of blasphemy by dropping a Matt Lauer shit all over the pristine image of earth angel Dolly Parton. They played it mostly safe this Halloween. I say “mostly safe,” because I hate them for causing my nipple tips to tingle and my b-hole ring to quiver while looking at Jenna Bush Hager in man drag as Goose from Top Gun. I should call 911 and report Today for actually making me get moist in the tip over drag king Jenna Bush Hager.
Today went with an 80s theme this year. Well, most of them did anyway. Hoda Kotb got lost in the early-70s while making her way to the 80s.
Omarosa Did NOT Appreciate Robin Roberts Saying What We All Were Thinking
As y’all well know, Omarosa Manigault Newman resigned from the White House, which we all know basically means her ass got canned. Omarosa quickly made the media rounds in an attempt to save her good demon name. Robin Roberts did not exactly appreciate Omarosa coming ’round to Good Morning America, and she delivered a perfect “Bye, Felicia” that brought the world to its feet. Omarosa thought that wasn’t very nice!
Omarosa isn’t exactly known for her outreach to the African American community, even though she thinks she’s some sort of voice for her people. So the African American community wasn’t exactly sad to see her go. Thus, Robin’s “Bye, Felicia.” Omarosa reached out to Inside Edition via text to comment on Robin’s on-air farewell bid to Felicia, saying:
“That was petty. It’s a black woman civil war.”
That’s pretty rich, since Omarosa had no problem sparking a different kind of civil war when she stirred shit with Lil Jon in All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. Or in any of the lead-ups to her THREE firings on The Apprentice. Basically, petty is practically her middle name. Then again, the same could be said about the word delusional, so Omarosa acting beyond-extra about Robin’s remarks should really come as no surprise.
But if Omarosa really is so deeply offended by the alleged pettiness that came from Robin after Omarosa’s quitting/firing news, then nobody better show her this video of CNN political commentator Angela Rye.
The great @angela_rye, echoing many. https://t.co/Z5Pk3N0LE3
— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) December 13, 2017
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