White House Aide Omarosa Manigault Has Left The Building

December 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Omarosa Manigault, Donald Trump’s second best black friend, has resigned from her duties as, well, nobody’s really sure what her job was. Let’s just go with Director of Communications for the White House Public Liaison Office because that’s what Buzzfeed says her official title was. Omarosa was escorted out of the White House and my girl, WH correspondent April Ryan, says there was “drama”. Well of course there was drama! It was probably right there written on the nameplate that read “Omarosa ‘Drama’ Manigault” that was sticking out of the cardboard box she carried on her way out along with a dusty koosh ball, a dead ficus and a mug that reads “#2 Best Black Friend”.

*Fun Fact: Ben Carson has a #1 Best Black Friend foam finger

The official White House story is that Omarosa resigned “to pursue other opportunities” and that her resignation won’t take effect until Jan. 20, 2018. That’s what Sarah Huckabee Sanders says, so you can bet the house that ain’t true. April, who has a history with Omarosa, says that “she did not resign”. I know who I believe and it’s not the woman who’s been accused of telling more lies than a five year old in a cookie factory (“I only had one, I swear!”).

According to Buzzfeed, Omarosa has had an interesting tenure at the White House and rubbed a lot of people the wrong way.

She was widely reported to wander into meetings to which she was not invited, or derail briefings with off-topic discussions.

There was also that time she caused a national security kerfuffle by marching her bridal party through the White House for a surprise photo shoot, the fruits of which she was banned from posting for “security and ethical concerns”.

Buzzfeed adds that even the black Republicans didn’t want anything to do with her meddling, used to be a Democrat ass.

“Omarosa did not come through the black conservative movement, and if she did she probably wouldn’t be in her position,” Armstrong Williams, a longtime adviser to Ben Carson, told BuzzFeed News in March.

This is clearly a developing story. Let us pray now that Omarosa is just as petty and vindictive in real life as she is on the show Celebrity White House Aid and will be marching her butt straight to CNN to tell some tales out of school.

*Unverified. Look if Sarah can play fast and loose with the facts then why can’t I!?

Pic: Wenn.com

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