Category: Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson Says That He Regularly Lies During Interviews
Robert Pattinson is a liar. His words, not mine. During his GQ profile, RPattz says that he regularly lies during interviews in order to come up with material. Which I think is totally fair. I mean, not everyone is interesting, some people are boring! Boring people should be allowed to spice things up sometimes too. Live that fantasy!
Robert Pattinson Says Starring In “The Batman” Is The Hardest Thing He’s Ever Done
Yes, I know we’re all tired of hearing about The Batman, but have you ever stopped to think how tired Robert Pattison must be of being The Batman? In his second GQ Bat-spread in as many years, Rob has had to wash his face and run a comb through his hair to be photographed and talk about how his Batman is going to be different from previous Batmen. Or, more accurately, this time he’s had to let somebody rub Vaseline all over his face and dunk his head in the toilet and talk about how hard it is to be Batman. Robert says that “even though the world might end” playing Batman is “by far the hardest thing [he’s] ever done.” Oh really, Rob? Try doing it backwards in six-inch heels! Seriously, I would like to see it.
The New Trailer For “The Batman” Shows More Of Zoë Kravitz’s Catwoman
There’s a new trailer out for Matt Reeve‘s The Batman starring Robert Pattison and Zoë Kravitz that includes 20% more Catwoman than the previous trailer, and I’m reeling from what I just saw. I expect Catwoman to have a chic bob and a smokey eye, but not The Batman! But then again, RPattz ain’t your grandfather’s Batman. Or your father’s Batman for that matter. Nor is he your older sibling’s Batman. He’s not even your own Batman from just a couple of years ago. No, RPatz’ Batman is an evolved batperson in possession of a much wider range of emotions, from darkly brooding to glumly seething, but that’s not the only change. Rob’s Batman went to the salon and told his stylist, “give me the Velma Kelly, I’m in the mood for some Le Hot Jazz!”
The Trailer For “The Batman” Is Here And No, I Can’t See Shit
The next time you go to the eye doctor, you’ll probably find that they’ve thrown away the eye chart and will instead play the newest trailer for The Batman for you. If you can clearly spot five things in the trailer, you’ve got 20/20 vision, bitch! Yesterday, many people squinted at their screens like a memaw trying to look at the menu in a dark restaurant before fumbling with her iPhone while trying to find the flashlight button. And that could mean only one thing: the main trailer for the *~dark~* and *~edgy ~* The Batman is out.
Suki Waterhouse Is Pissed At The “Gossip Girl” Reboot For Calling Her Robert Pattinson’s “Nobody” Girlfriend
If you looked at the name Suki Waterhouse above, you may have thought to yourself, “Those Gossip Girl bitches better watch out because she’s got powers and shit and has taken down mega-powerful vampires.” Well, I need to tell you that’s Sookie Stackhouse you’re thinking of! You may have responded to that with, “Okay, well, those Gossip Girl tricks better watch out because I’ve seen her brawl on Jersey Shore.” That’s Snooki! And you may have responded to that with, “Oh, okay, um, well, those Gossip Girl dick wipes better watch out because she’s a major accounting firm with billions of dollars and can sue them broke!” That’s PricewaterhouseCoopers! We’re talking about Suki Waterhouse the actress who has been in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Assassination Nation, and Detective Pikachu. Or you may remember her as Bradley Cooper’s one-time young pap partner who he read Lolita to in the park. But I’m guessing you won’t find Gossip Girl on Suki’s resume anytime soon because she spat at the reboot and pretty much called them sexist for calling her a “nobody” in a line about her and her boyfriend of around three years Robert Pattinson. Whatever the opposite of “xoxo” is, that’s what Suki feels about Gossip Girl.
FKA Twigs Says She Was Psychologically Abused And Bullied By Robert Pattinson’s Fans
I don’t know about the specific criteria that could qualify a person for a medal of bravery, but I think we can all agree that whoever decided to date Robert Pattinson after his whirlwind Twilight romance with Kristen Stewart absolutely deserved every bravery medal. Because there was no way in Heaven or Hell that any Twihard was going to let Robert move on to someone who wasn’t Kristen Stewart. Of course, the brave soul who dared to step into the spot left vacant by KStew was FKA Twigs. And it wasn’t two seconds before the Twihards started coming at Robert’s new lady with hate. And FKA Twigs says that all of the negativity took a toll on her mental health.