Category: Rita Wilson

Rita Wilson Says Scott Rudin Tried To Fire Her When She Disclosed Her Breast Cancer Diagnosis

April 27, 2021 / Posted by:

We all know by now that Scott Rudin is a nightmare boss who allegedly abused his underlings both physically and emotionally. And given what we read in those hacked Sony emails from way back when (2014 might as well have been last century. Oh wait.) we know he ain’t got respect for any-damn-body. And apparently, that includes Rita Wilson. BEFORE Chet Hanks really started wilding out! According to People, Rita says that Scott went out of his way to find a legal way to fire her from a Broadway play after she revealed she had been diagnosed with breast cancer. Rita told the New York Times that Scott was the type of person who makes people feel “worthless, unvaluable and replaceable” making it crystal clear that Scott never got the chance to hear Rita rap!

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Chet Hanks Is Getting Dragged For Claiming That It’s About To Be A ‘White Boy Summer”

March 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Chet Hanks is Chet Hanks-ing again and has spewed out more verbal diarrhea that makes us ask, “Are we sure that Rita Wilson didn’t have an affair with Vanilla Ice back in the day?” Because Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s 30-year-old son is retaining his title as The Most Clueless by staking his claim on the summer of 2021 by naming it “White Boy Summer.

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Tom Hanks’ Blood Could Save Us All

April 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Tom Hanks. Two time Oscar winner. Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient. The fifth-highest-grossing actor in American history. Good guy to children named Corona. And now… coronavirus curer? Well, his legendary blood, at least.

On a recent NPR podcast, Tom discussed he and wife Rita Wilson’s coronavirus experience and mentioned that they’d been approached about donating their blood.

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Tom Hanks Sent A Typewriter To A Bullied Australian Boy Named Corona

April 23, 2020 / Posted by:

An eight-year-old boy from the Australian Gold Coast has the unfortunate distinction of sharing his name with the most loathsome virus in the world. No, his name isn’t “Weinstein”! It’s “Corona”! To the surprise of no one who’s ever been eight, Corona De Vries has been bullied because of it. Kids are calling him “Coronavirus”. Creative.

When Corona found out that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson tested positive for the virus (and in his home country, too!), he sent them a letter asking, “Are you ok?” He also mentioned the bullying.

Because Tom is a class act, and also practicing lifelong atonement for unleashing Chet Haze onto the world, he replied with a very sweet letter and the gift of a Corona-brand typewriter! Boy Corona was very pleased, saying, “I feel like I’m famous”.
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Wilson Singing The National Anthem For A Virtual NASCAR Event

April 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Every day that doesn’t start with COVID-19 survivor Rita Wilson, hands primly folded, singing the National Anthem in the style of Joni Mitchell from her backyard to a low-rent video game stadium filled with poorly rendered CGI NASCAR fans, is a day wasted. And later today, a video for Rita’s official remix of Hip Hop Hooray with Naughty By Nature will premiere. The Surreal Life has officially become The Real Word, and I have come undone.

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