Richard Grieco Was Arrested For Being Too Drunk At An Airport

Richard Grieco ,whose hotness seems to ebb and flow, is in a deep “ebb” moment, because he found himself in handcuffs by the airport police while trying to fly from Texas to Pennsylvania last week. It seems he had a bit too much of the good stuff and was denied a flight for being a wasted mess. Of course he kindly accepted the denial of services and moved along until he sobered up. Just kidding, he caused a scene and wound up looking like a make-up-less member of a low-rated KISS cover band in his mug shot.

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Tiffany Haddish And Awkwafina Are In Talks To Star In A “21 Jump Street” Reboot

The last time we took a walk around the block on Jump Street, Sony was planning to make a third installment of the 21 Jump Street franchise (23 Jump Street, duh) a crossover event with Men In Black. But according to Collider, that may not be happening because production has already begun on MIB starring Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson, and I guess Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum weren’t invited. That left the 23 Jump Street slot open for Sony to move forward with a female-led version. Now Collider reports that Tiffany Haddish and Awkwafina are both in talks to co-star in what they’ll probably call 23 Boob Street.

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Open Post: Hosted By Richard Grieco

The last time I posted about Richard Grieco, he was looking like Johnny Depp if Johnny Depp was bit by a zombie, fell into a vat of boiling oil and spent his days smoking meth off of a tin spoon under the pier at the beach (“So you mean, like Johnny Depp today?” – you). Well, what a difference a year, a bottle of Bonne Bell foundation, a haircut by a speed freak with arthritic hands and some old L.A. Looks gel makes!

Richard Grieco graced the lessers with his presence at last night’s L.A. premiere of 22 Jump Street, because well, the producers promised him a couple of drink tickets and a half-carton of Reds if he showed up. While a bunch of borings showed up being boring, Richard Grieco showed them how sexy is really done. Yes, sexy IS looking like a parched turtle doing its best impersonation of Eddie Munster as a bunch of black crows attack its head. Richard Grieco still has it.

Here’s more of Richard along with pictures of others like Channing Tatum, Dave Franco and Andy Dick. I know, Richard Grieco AND Andy Dick in the same theater together. How didn’t that theater immediately fill with gallons upon gallons of crotch cream?

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Panty Creamer Of The Day: Richard Grieco

The real A-listers of Hollywood (see: Johnny Mathis and basically nobody else) came out yesterday t to support the sexy turtle Richard Grieco at the opening of his art show “Abstract Emotionalism” at Gallerie Sparta in L.A. Richard Grieco’s art looks like this:

All that white and red. It looks like the aftermath of a virgin orgy. It truly is abstract and emotional! And it’s obvious that Jackson Pollock was a future traveler who traveled to the 2000s, saw Richard Grieco’s technique, traveled back to the 30s and tried to pass it off as he own style. Richard Grieco didn’t steal from Jackson Pollock. Jackson Pollock stole from Richard Grieco!

Speaking of stealing Richard Grieco’s style, that’s exactly what his old 21 Jump Street co-star Johnny Depp has been doing for years. Johnny Depp has been looking like a tired, spent, sunburnt Galapagos tortoise who has made its way to New Mexico and is working as a daytime bartender at a dive bar. That’s Richard Grieco’s signature look. Get your own, Johnny.

And yes, I still would and I’d hit it while feeding him wet lettuce.

Pics: Splash