Category: Don’t Mess With Texas

A Pregnant Texas Woman Is Fighting An HOV Lane Ticket By Saying Her Fetus Counts As A Passenger

July 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Since the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe vs. Wade, some celebs have spoken out or pledged to help in the fight for a woman’s right to choose. Lizzo pledged $1 million to Planned Parenthood, Jodie Sweetin was roughed up by police during a pro-choice protest, both Billy Joe Armstrong and Halsey have been vocal about the cause at their concerts, and Howard Stern threatened to run for president–which should terrify us all into getting our asses in line. But while it’s great that celebs are using their large platforms for the cause, a pregnant woman named Brandy Bottone is making some waves by calling Texas on their shit. Since Texas has defined a fetus/unborn baby as a “person” in its penal code, Brandy wasn’t having it when she got pulled over riding in the carpool lane (meant for at least two people) seemingly solo. She got a ticket for the violation but is going to fight it in court since according to Texas’ own short-sighted language, her fetus could count as her passenger.

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Despite Coronavirus, The Annual “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” In Texas Went On And Many People Got Arrested

May 20, 2020 / Posted by:

“Go Topless Jeep Weekend” may sound like something that happens in Florida but this Gathering of the Juggalos for the Girls Gone Wild crowd happens in Texas. It’s an annual beach party where people get naked, get lit, and drive around in big-wheels. And even though we’re in the middle of a pandemic, this year’s Jeep Weekend went on. Coronavirus can’t stop Texas from freeing them titties! And many were arrested but not for social distancing reasons. They were arrested for decorum distancing reasons by acting a mess!

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Richard Grieco Was Arrested For Being Too Drunk At An Airport

December 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Richard Grieco ,whose hotness seems to ebb and flow, is in a deep “ebb” moment, because he found himself in handcuffs by the airport police while trying to fly from Texas to Pennsylvania last week. It seems he had a bit too much of the good stuff and was denied a flight for being a wasted mess. Of course he kindly accepted the denial of services and moved along until he sobered up. Just kidding, he caused a scene and wound up looking like a make-up-less member of a low-rated KISS cover band in his mug shot.

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Jamie Foxx Will Host A Telethon For Hurricane Harvey Relief

August 31, 2017 / Posted by:

The last we heard from Jamie Foxx, he was pissing people off with a lame fake sign language gag and avoiding the wrath of Xenu by denying a relationship with Katie Holmes. But in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, we can put all that foolishness aside. Jamie, a Texas native, is going to be hosting a telethon to raise money for hurricane relief.

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Drunk Driver Blows Down Three Little Pigs House

July 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Ken and Kelly Downs are blaming Magnolia Reality, the company owned by HGTV’s Fixer Uppers stars Chip and Joanna Gaines, for tricking them into purchasing a home in a really shitty Waco, Texas neighborhood. How shitty you ask? Well for one thing, a drunk driver somehow managed to give Bo and Luke Duke a run for their money and do some serious damage to their home, nicknamed The Three Little Pigs House.

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