Panty Creamer Of The Day: Richard Grieco

August 16, 2013 / Posted by:

The real A-listers of Hollywood (see: Johnny Mathis and basically nobody else) came out yesterday t to support the sexy turtle Richard Grieco at the opening of his art show “Abstract Emotionalism” at Gallerie Sparta in L.A. Richard Grieco’s art looks like this:


All that white and red. It looks like the aftermath of a virgin orgy. It truly is abstract and emotional! And it’s obvious that Jackson Pollock was a future traveler who traveled to the 2000s, saw Richard Grieco’s technique, traveled back to the 30s and tried to pass it off as he own style. Richard Grieco didn’t steal from Jackson Pollock. Jackson Pollock stole from Richard Grieco!

Speaking of stealing Richard Grieco’s style, that’s exactly what his old 21 Jump Street co-star Johnny Depp has been doing for years. Johnny Depp has been looking like a tired, spent, sunburnt Galapagos tortoise who has made its way to New Mexico and is working as a daytime bartender at a dive bar. That’s Richard Grieco’s signature look. Get your own, Johnny.

And yes, I still would and I’d hit it while feeding him wet lettuce.

Pics: Splash

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