Category: Real Housewives of New Jersey
Danielle Staub Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Is Pushing A Dating App For “Non-Superficial” People
Former Real Housewives of New Jersey plotline punching bag, Danielle Staub is hitting the dating app scene. But don’t worry, this isn’t for no “prostitution whore-ah!” business–it’s all legitimate. Danielle seems fed up with stuffy people and has joined an app called S’more for “anti-superficial” dating where faces are blurred until matches get to know each other. Hmm… well, we know that Danielle is in fact superficial so, maybe her face is up on the “Beware Of Gold Diggers“ secret sub-Reddit thread and this is her only hope of meeting a rich dude now?
A “Real Housewives” Spin-Off Is In The Works
The Jasmine Brand reports that Bravo and Housewives overlord Andy Cohen have come up with another way to show you humanity at its finest. Rumor is that Bravo is working on a Real Housewives spin-off series that will put Housewives from several franchises under the same room in some kind of exotic locale. If Bravo’s goal is to get tropical locales to pass a ban on all Americans visiting them, they’ll probably succeed at that with this newest mess.
Danielle Staub Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Accuses Andy Cohen Of Being A Drug-Abusing, Grindr Slut
Danielle Staub must not ever want to be invited back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey again, because she has torched the bridge leading her to the King of Bravo, Andy Cohen. As Tituss Burgess clapped for her somewhere, RHoNJ’s resident prostitution whore-ah said that Andy is not setting a good example for his 1-year-old son, Benjamin Allen Cohen, because he’s a drug-using sex freak who hooks up on Grindr three to four times a night. Cut to everyone shruggings over that ~ohsoshocking~ revelation.
The Ex- Husband Of Dina Manzo From “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Pleaded Not Guilty To Hiring A Hit On Her New Man
That is a picture of Dina Manzo and her third husband, Dave Cantin, who she married in 2017. What a sweet couple, right? Well, there’s a dramatic backstory and it’s very-Real Housewives Of New Jersey/Mob Wives because it involves a mob family and a hit! But don’t worry, this was no horse head in the bed situation. This is more like a Dollar Tree mafia situation. Her ex-husband, Tommy Manzo, allegedly got Dave roughed up in a strip mall parking lot in July 2015.
Teresa And Joe Giudice Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Are Separating After 20 Years Of Marriage
The picture above is from the glory days of Teresa and Joe Giudice’s marriage. It’s long before the prison stints and deportation, back when Joe was still juicy and Teresa was flipping tables and calling Danielle a “whoooweher” on Real Housewives of New Jersey. But it’s time to pour out a lukewarm bottle of Fabellini, because Joe and Teresa have announced they’re splitting up for the time being.
Joe Giudice Doesn’t Believe Teresa Giudice Was Faithful While He Was In Prison
For some reason which I really cannot explain, Joe Giudice decided to awkwardly appear with his wife, Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen. (SPOILER ALERT: He did it for the check.) Well, he didn’t appear with her physically, at least, since his ass is in Italy after finally getting released from ICE custody while he awaits the decision to deport him from the U.S. for good or not. Joe and Teresa talked about it all: their regrets (they’ve both learned nothing), whether they’ll stay together (there’s no way), and the future (do you care?). And Joe also said that he straight up thinks Teresa was stepping out while he was in jail. Well duh! Like any self-loathing twink who goes to the gym and starts getting attention on Grindr, Teresa didn’t put on all that muscle for nothing!