Popeyes Chicken Sandwich is still “sold out,” and they could probably put an end to their disciples slobbering on the windows of their restaurants while waiting for it to come back by pulling out the frozen chicken sandwiches they’ve been keeping in storage as they milk this stunt for every last drop. But instead of doing that, they’re continuing to choke the chicken (sandwich) for all its worth, and now they’re fucking with their customers by coming up a dumb hack that I’m sure their employees are loving.
Popeyes running out of their new chicken sandwich (yes, it’s new, it only came out last month even though it feels like it’s been years) brought out the crazy in the form of lawsuits and guns. Although in Popeyes defense, everything in America brings out lawsuits and guns. It has also caused other fast food places to bring out some deep fried artery-clogging nonsense to compete with Popeyes.
Popeyes is now trying to piss off their customers even more keep their customers from running off to wrap their mouths around the gay tears-fried chicken sandwich at Chick-Fil-A by introducing: BYOB. No, they don’t mean bring your own beretta, which is already what a crazy did. They mean “bring your own bun.” This BYOB stunt involves customers buying three chicken tenders before putting them in their own dry ass, pickle-free bun.
The powers-that-be at Popeyes must be looking for more creative ways to let their employees know that they hate them. Because not only do employees have to deal with customers screaming at them and pulling guns on them over the chicken sandwich being sold out, but now they have to deal with somebody’s horny auntie pulling out a moldy potato bun while saying, “Drop your meat in my buns, honey,” while winking.
Try our new BYOB! It’s basically The Sandwich! Only no mayo. Or pickles. And you bring your own bun… Really it’s just three tenders… pic.twitter.com/9jOFyfdae4
— Popeyes Chicken (@PopeyesChicken) September 12, 2019
The fast food fried chicken industry is getting horny this week. First, KFC wants you to try to fuck Colonel Sanders, and now Popeyes wants you to shove their chicken tenders into your own buns. But honestly, if you shoved a Popeyes chicken tender between two unwashed ass cheeks, it’d probably still taste better than that mess McDonald’s is offering up.