Category: PETA
The Anti-Fur Protestors Have Been Going After Jessica Simpson During Her Book Tour
Many people and companies have stopped wearing and using real fur. THE QUEEN is not wearing fur anymore, and Versace ditched fur. But not Jessica Simpson! Jessica still wears fur (see above: Jessica looking like a 70s Elle Woods in a fox fur-trimmed coat from Saks Potts) and the protestors are letting her have it during the tour to promote her memoir Open Book. But luckily for Jessica, they’re not throwing red paint and flour at her, they’re just throwing their words at her. And she’s responding to them by bringing God into it.
“Cats” Won An Award… From PETA
But the Razzies are coming up soon (nominees will be announced on February 8), so I’m sure Cats will pick up several awards then. For now, it’s a winner of an Oscat, which is PETA’s way of getting even more PR. They honored Cats for not using actual cats. Yeah.
Justin Bieber Does Not Care What PETA Has To Say About His $35,000 Exotic Cats
Newlyweds (and now in the eyes of God) Justin and Hailey Beiber were excited to add a few new members to their family, but not with human kids just yet, because that’s a lot to put on Hailey. It’s hard enough dealing with the tantrums and the rude behavior and the constant demands for chicken nuggies, and then to add kids on top of that? It’s a lot, which must be why they decided to test the waters of pet parenthood first with a pair of $35,000 exotic cats. But Justin’s latest attempt at pet ownership has PETA pissed. Bad news for PETA: Justin doesn’t care how you feel about it.
PETA Says You Can’t Be A Feminist And Still Eat Eggs
One can no longer enjoy a delicious omelette and contemplate the wage gap in any meaningful way. If you think women should have equal opportunities under the law and deviled eggs are go-to potluck dish, time to think about why you’re wrong, because according to PETA, you cannot consider yourself a “real” feminist if you consume eggs.
Open Post: Hosted by Barnum’s Animal Crackers’ New Look, Courtesy Of PETA
There’s a new box design for Barnum’s Animals Crackers and it comes at the behest of PETA. Historically, the Nabisco treat you can’t get down without flushing with a gallon of milk, came in a circus themed box with the animals all in their own separate cages. Sure the wild beasts looked happy enough in their little jail cells, but PETA took issue with the depiction of the animals whose cardboard-like doppelgangers were about to have their heads and feet nibbled on by infants and the children of cruel parents who won’t buy them real cookies, like Hydrox, instead.
Sarah Palin Slaps At PETA For Slapping At Her
On New Year’s Day, the talking Bump-It who could have been this country’s Vice President got a lot of shit thrown at her when she covered her Facebook page with several pictures of her 6-year-old son Trig using his service dog Jill as a step stool. Yeah, I don’t think “step stool” is on the list of Jill’s job requirements. Besides, dogs make terrible step stools. Their fur makes them all slippery and shit, and real step stools won’t bite your toes off if you step on them wrong.
Along with the pictures, Sarah Palin farted up some words of wisdom about her son stepping on poor ass Jill: “…..see every stumbling block turned into a stepping stone on the path forward. Trig just reminded me. He, determined to help wash dishes with an oblivious mama not acknowledging his signs for ‘up!’, found me and a lazy dog blocking his way. He made his stepping stone.” Many people screamed “DOG ABUSE” and PETA shit on Sarah Palin for thinking it’s cute to post pictures like that and call it a victory. Like PETA, Sarah Palin is not one to miss out on an opportunity to get a whole lot of attention, so she wrote a response on FB to PETA (read: got her assistants to write it for her) where she made sure to get her followers heated up by mentioning President Obama’s name.