Sarah Palin Slaps At PETA For Slapping At Her
On New Year’s Day, the talking Bump-It who could have been this country’s Vice President got a lot of shit thrown at her when she covered her Facebook page with several pictures of her 6-year-old son Trig using his service dog Jill as a step stool. Yeah, I don’t think “step stool” is on the list of Jill’s job requirements. Besides, dogs make terrible step stools. Their fur makes them all slippery and shit, and real step stools won’t bite your toes off if you step on them wrong.
Along with the pictures, Sarah Palin farted up some words of wisdom about her son stepping on poor ass Jill: “…..see every stumbling block turned into a stepping stone on the path forward. Trig just reminded me. He, determined to help wash dishes with an oblivious mama not acknowledging his signs for ‘up!’, found me and a lazy dog blocking his way. He made his stepping stone.” Many people screamed “DOG ABUSE” and PETA shit on Sarah Palin for thinking it’s cute to post pictures like that and call it a victory. Like PETA, Sarah Palin is not one to miss out on an opportunity to get a whole lot of attention, so she wrote a response on FB to PETA (read: got her assistants to write it for her) where she made sure to get her followers heated up by mentioning President Obama’s name.
Sarah writes that she thinks it’s funny that PETA is side-eyeing her when they didn’t have shit to say about Ellen DeGeneres posting a similar picture on her Facebook and she thinks it could’ve been worse, Trig could’ve eaten Jill. (“Please do that, because then I’ll be put out of my misery.” – Jill)
Dear PETA,
Chill. At least Trig didn’t eat the dog.
Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture? http://conservatives4palin.com/…/peta-woman-year-posts-phot… Hypocritical, much?
Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?
Thank you, Sarah Palin. I now have a new line to put in my Grindr profile: “Looking to get wee-wee’d up STAT!”
Mama Grizzly continued to slap at PETA and labeled them hypocrites:
Aren’t you the same anti-beef screamers blogging hate from your comfy leather office chairs, wrapped in your fashionable leather belts above your kickin’ new leather pumps you bought because your celebrity idols (who sport fur and crocodile purses) grinned in a tabloid wearing the exact same Louboutins exiting sleek cowhide covered limo seats on their way to some liberal fundraiser shindig at some sushi bar that features poor dead smelly roe (that I used to strip from our Bristol Bay-caught fish, and in a Dillingham cannery I packed those castoff fish eggs for you while laughing with co-workers about the suckers paying absurdly high prices to party with the throw away parts of our wild seafood)? I believe you call those discarded funky eggs “caviar”.
Yeah, you’re real credible on this, PETA. A shame, because I’ll bet we agree on what I hope is the true meaning of your mission – respecting God’s creation and critters.
Our pets, including Trig’s best buddy Jill Hadassah, are loved, spoiled and cared for more than some people care for their fellow man whose politics may not mesh with nonsensical liberally failed ways or don’t fit your flighty standards.
Fun fact: Jill Hadassah is named after Joe Biden’s wife Jill and Joe Lieberman’s wife Hadassah. File that under: Things That Make You Go ‘The Fuck?‘
Like Sarah Palin, PETA has nothing else to do, so they immediately slapped back at her again by saying, “Palin’s Facebook response shows us that she knows PETA about as well as she knows geography.”
Choosing between Sarah Palin and PETA is like choosing between being locked in a room with a tiger or being locked in a tank with a shark. There’s no safe place to go. Since, I can’t choose a side, I’ll just go down to the name changing office and get two name changing forms: one for Trig and the other for Jill Hadassah.