What a great way to learn about daddy! It seems you don’t need to be a poorly-sex-educated person with a secret lover who’s free in the middle of the day to get the “You ARE the father!” treatment–you just need a secret lover! A former Romanian Prince, Nicholas Medforth-Mills, has learned–after years of denying it–that he in fact IS the father of a now-3-year-old daughter. Nicholas found out after he was forced into a paternity test, which is my personal favorite method of lineage revelation. I find it highly elegant. Like performance art, except it’s just messy real life.
People reports that 34-year-old Nicholas IS the father of a 3-year-old daughter… but not with his wife who is the lovely lady pictured above. He took to Facebook to announce that after taking a paternity test, it has been genetically proven that he is the father to a child with his one-time mistress Nicoleta Cirjan. Nicholas denied having a relationship with her for years. He wrote on Facebook (translated by People so don’t get mad at me for mistakes please, Romanian readers):
“As a result of my insistence on the test of establishing the paternity of my alleged child, Ms. Nicoleta Cîrjan accepted the realization. The result was positive, thinking I was her child’s father. Given the context in which this child came to the world, the fact that I did not have a relationship with my mother, I assumed legal responsibility for it. For reasons of protecting the best interests of the child, I consider that any aspect of her life is of a strictly private nature. From the express desire to protect the child and not subject it to any media risk or bullying, I decided to stop any further comments on this subject.”
I don’t really understand what that means because clearly a direct translation does not work out here, but what I’m getting is: She backed you into a corner and you underwent the Maury Povich Special to shut her up but the gag is–you’re the daddy.
Nicoleta is my kind of mistress, because she commented on the Facebook post herself, writing:
“27 May 2019. A day that could really not be more surprising than that! And came to me with the lesson of patience. And with the confidence that the truth will always win.”
Now this translation is fully clear to me. You can read gloating in any language. It’s a vibe–and this is oozing it.
In 2015, Nicholas was taken out from the line of succession to the throne, and at the time people suggested it was because of the scandal that he had fathered a baby he was denying. At the time he said:
“On August 1, 2015, His Majesty King Michael I, my grandfather, took the decision to withdraw my Prince of Romania title and place in the Succession Line at the Crown of Romania. This decision, which I assume, comes from a time when I reflected on the future of our country and our home, as well as on the role that I can have in their advancement. The position of the Prince of Romania and the presence in the Succession Line at the Crown of Romania impose a way to lead my life, which I find it difficult to accept. That is why, with much pain in my soul, I believe that the decision of His Majesty the King is welcome for me. I will seek in the future to serve my ideals and principles in a different way.”
These Romanians love to state dates, eh? Highly specific, I like it. I love my tea served with details. Honestly that former Romanian Prince is hot and this royal-paternity thing is both high-octane and high-brow. This has hit TV show written all over it! I think we need a Maury episode on this! The Maury Povich Show: Royals or The Maury Povich Show: Trash Upper Class. Girl there is a market for it, and it is me! Let’s sully those royal reputations! Let’s shake out those inbred branches of the family tree! Give the people what they want! Show me the results!