Category: Snapchat

Miranda Kerr Is Pregnant With Her Second Baby With Snapchat Dude Evan Spiegel

March 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Like a dumb dumb kitten stuck in a tree, there’s a pussy crying for help today. Only this pussy belongs to a supermodel. No, it’s not the pussy of Leo Dicaprio‘s latest girlfriend wailing because she’s about to hit the 25 year mark and therefore have her contract ripped up (relax- Leo’s current girlfriend is only 21). It’s the vagina of Miranda Kerr, who announced to People that just ten months after giving birth to her first baby with Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, she is pregnant again. Mine is crying too. Someone pass an ice pack for my vaginal canal ghost pains.

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Snapchat’s Ad About Slapping Rihanna Is Costing Them Millions Of Dollars

March 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Apparently, the Taster’s Choice of shallow social media antics likes to keep their employees guessing about when their last check is coming. It was bad enough when Snapchat decided to post an ad that gives you the option of either slapping Rihanna or punching Chris Brown (always punch Chris, by the way). But now their cash flow is bleeding profusely after Rihanna fixed her trademarked death glare at them and said “You look so dumb right now.”

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Snapchat Is Getting Into The Scripted Content Game

August 24, 2017 / Posted by:

The flood gates have been opened and now everybody wants to get in the business of making original programming. The newest comer to the game is Snapchat, who has set their sights on providing scripted content in the near future. Honestly, I’m quite old and have only ever used Snapchat to keep the children I’m temporarily in charge of amused. I like the funny squishy face, the one that puts makeup and jewelry on you and of course, the ever popular puppy face tongue. I leave flower crown to Kim K, because she seems really attached to it. But apparently there is more to Snapchat than us ancients are aware of!

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