Tristan Thompson And Khloé Kardashian Responded To The Rumor That They’re Back Together
For the ten trillionth time, we were reminded that Khloé Kardashian should invest in an entry-level self-esteem coach when it was rumored she was once again back on with her unquestionably unfaithful boyfriend Tristan Thompson. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but it looks like Khloé has one toe dipped in a stagnant tide pool, poking around for the starfish that sometimes attaches itself to her. But if you ask Tristan, which no one did, yet he decided to provide the information anyway, Tristan is keeping it much more ambiguous, to the point where it kind of sounds like he’s denying he’s back with Khloé again.
Khloé and Tristan share a 3-yer-old daughter, True, and Khloé has been rumored to be wanting to give True a little sibling, so it would make sense for Khloé to turn over a new leaf as quickly as she regenerates a new face, and accept Tristan back into her life, regardless of how many times he’s allegedly cheated on her (it’s a lot, as Emily so helpfully noted yesterday). Khloé didn’t confirm she and Tristan were together once more – this information came courtesy of a few well-placed anonymous sources, who claimed Khloé was “desperate” to make things work. That’s a lot of people gossiping about Khloé’s love life, and Tristan isn’t here for it. After In Touch published their story regarding the status of Khloé and Tristan’s relationship, he gave this little statement of his own on Twitter with a bonus morality lesson:
Gossipers are worse than thieves because they attempt to steal another person's dignity, honor, credibility, and reputation which are difficult to restore.
— Tristan Thompson (@RealTristan13) August 16, 2021
So remember this: when your feet slip, you can restore your balance. When your tongue slips, you cannot recover your words. Act accordingly
— Tristan Thompson (@RealTristan13) August 16, 2021
That self-righteous 140-character monologue on gossip will be perfect if Tristan ever decides to audition for the role of the Father in a knockoff production of Doubt called Eh, Not Sure.
But to be fair, Tristan is kind of an expert in attempted tongue slips. Let’s face it, though, the only person who’s guilty of stealing Khloé’s dignity and honor is the dude in her life who keeps getting caught two-timing her. Also, he’s only judging people who talk about other people, not the people they’re talking about. So he could be mad at people speculating on his relationship, or he could be pissed that people keep bringing up his roaming dick every time someone mentions that Khloé is back with him. At least we know Khloé isn’t crazy about that being brought up all the time. Entertainment Tonight noted that Khloé decided to do a bit of deflection on Twitter as well when she scolded a random Twitter user for suggesting that Khloé needs to hook up with the idea of loving herself before she gets back into another relationship with Tristan:
You’re telling me you made an assessment about my life because of a random blog? I think that says more about you than it does about me.
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) August 16, 2021
Wow, Khloé sounds mad, but at the judgment, not the gossip. Tristan and Khloé need to get on the same page here. And I’m sure they will, the next time he makes a stop at Khloé’s house. She’ll sit him down for a little heart to heart, and explain that gossipers may be worse than thieves to Tristan, but they’re considered blessed angels in the Kardashian family. Without people gossiping about Khloé and her messy relationship, how else is she supposed to get any kind of meaningful drama-based attention until that Hulu content starts airing?
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