Category: Bye Guns
Ozzy Osbourne Says That He And Sharon Are Moving Back to The U.K., Partly Due to Politics And Gun Violence In The U.S.
The U.S. has been a simmering, lukewarm mess for several years now, but when the guy who used to bite the heads off of live bats on stage, attempted to kill his wife while high, and at least once knocked her teeth out during an argument decides that he’s ready to take his wandering balls and say “mama I’m coming home” (to England) because this place is too violent, it might be time for America to take a long, hard look in the mirror. People says that Ozzy Osbourne revealed in a recent interview that he and his wife of 40 years (if you don’t count all of the times they said they were splitting), Sharon Osbourne, plan to permanently move back to their native England in the next few months and that The U.S.’s political climate and frequent mass shootings are part of their reasoning.
Elmer Fudd And Yosemite Sam Won’t Have Their Guns In The New “Looney Tunes” Reboot
When I think of Looney Tunes, I think of ridiculous violence and grisly “how could a little coyote survive that?” injuries. Classic gags like Acme brand TNT, anvils and boulders dropping on heads, and guns backfiring and exploding into faces. But you can forget about that last one, because the new Looney Tunes reboot on HBO Max is “not doing guns”. That’s right – famously trigger-happy gun nuts Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam have been stripped of their firearms. What about their (wait for me to Google…) Second Amendment rights?!
A Judge Has Ordered Aaron Carter To Surrender His Guns, And He Wasn’t Happy About It
Aaron Carter has been going through it. He was recently hospitalized for stress, has had multiple restraining orders put on him, and has had some pretty intense face tattoos done. Well, Aaron Carter’s week just got worse, because he was ordered to surrender all of his guns following an intense court hearing. And if you thought that Aaron would be grateful for such a rational and fair decision by a judge and amicably surrender all his guns, you would be wrong. Instead Aaron reportedly screamed at the judge and said he would just go out of state and buy more firepower. Shut down the state lines, because Aaron probably shouldn’t even be around forks right now.