Category: Ozzy Osbourne
Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa As Ozzy Osbourne
Now for something that absolutely nobody asked for, but is nonetheless managing to get the job done. Ozzy Osbourne is dealing with some serious ills and has canceled his tour, but he’s still making music. He’s also still making music videos. And to help him with that, he’s brought in the studly wall of muscle and wavy beach hair that is Jason Momoa.
Ozzy Osbourne Canceled His 2020 Tour Due To Health Issues
Ozzy Osbourne has had a rough couple years health-wise. Last winter he was hospitalized for complications from the flu, and a few months before that he almost died from an infection from a manicure (these wild n’ crazy rockstars!). Now he’s had to cancel his entire 2020 North American “No More Tours 2” tour because of more health problems including Parkinson’s Disease, which he recently told the world he has.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Tell Trump To Stop Using His Music
Specifically, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne want Donald Trump to stop using the song “Crazy Train” as they want nothing to do with his messiness or politics in general, even if “Crazy Train” is a perfect song for Trump’s rallies. But although Ozzy may have bitten the head off a bat, he’s not into Trump’s brand of crazy. Sharon also knows that Trump wouldn’t make it past the first round of Charm School so there’s no way he’s allowed to us their music. He’s no Pumkin!
Ozzy Osbourne Was Hospitalized For Complications From The Flu
Variety is reporting that Ozzy Osbourne has been set-up in the hospital because of a bad case of the flu. Damn girl, this is why you get the flu shot! Or, like me and all the other ethnic people I know: drink tons of lemon and ginger tea. (It works, girl.)
A Bad Manicure Almost Killed Ozzy Osbourne
Considering he has led a life that involved taking a chomp out of a bat and not exactly always being the best-behaved husband to Sharon Osbourne, I figured if Ozzy Osbourne ever died it’d be in some wacko reason – likely caused by Sharon or that bat’s offspring in a quest of Kill Bill revenge. Alas, Ozzy has trucked along for a while, but he did have a life-threatening scare recently – caused by the neighborhood manicurist.
Sharon Osbourne Says She And Ozzy Only Get Busy On The Holidays
I can’t be sure, but based on Sharon Osbourne’s recent confession about her sex life, I want to believe Ozzy Osbourne is leaning in and asking: “Oi Sharaaaan, I heard it’s National Punctuation Day. So can I comma in your colon tonight or what?”
Things appear to be getting back to normal on The Talk after the drama of Julie Chen’s recent exit, and by “normal,” I of course mean diving into the deep end of Sharon’s personal life with her husband.