Category: You Must Be High
Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Talked About The Time He Tried To Kill Her While High On Drugs

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have been together since 1979, and got hitched in ’82. She’s stuck with him through the bat-eating days, the drugs, the booze, physical abuse, cheating, and life-threatening manicures. Ozzie and Harriet, they are not. “Naaawr, we Ozzy and SHAAAROOON!”
Now 67-year-old Sharon is opening up about the time a drugged-out Ozzy tried to strangle her to death. Yikes. Sharon recounted the 1989 incident on the documentary “Biography: Nine Lives of Ozzy Osbourne”, which aired last night on A&E. She says that after she put her three kids to bed, Ozzy calmly approached her and told her she must die.
Jay-Z Compares Chris Martin To Shakespeare

Chris and Jay
Sitting in a Tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First Comes Love
Then-
Comes
Marriage.
Then…
(Mieka, “A Love Song for Jay and Chris”)