Category: Oscars

Seth Rogen Suggests That People Don’t Really Want To Watch The Oscars Anymore

February 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Every year after the Academy Awards air on television, we hear about how nobody really watched the Oscars, and that if you had to rank it in the Sunday night ratings, it only nabbed a few more viewers than a rerun of Beachfront Bargain Hunt. Essentially, ratings haven’t been as good for Mr. Oscar over the past few years. Some of those bad ratings have coincided with the pandemic, or the three years in a row that the Oscars went without a host. Seth Rogen has an idea why the ratings keep going down: perhaps people just can’t be bothered to give a shit about the Oscars anymore.

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The 2022 Oscar Nominees Have Been Announced!

February 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Today’s the big day! If you woke up because of a loud shrieking echoing across the sky, it was probably because you’re on the West Coast and after the East Coast saw the 2022 Oscars nominees this morning, Lady Gaga cried out in anguish over her snubbing and the thunder generated from her bellows cracked open the clouds like a nuke. Yup, all her hard work hitting that Oscar-campaign ho-stroll pavement telling us about getting attacked by flies and going method, and she has nothing to show for it. House of Gucci only got a single nomination for Best Makeup and Hairstyling and let’s be real–Cruella or Dune is gonna beat it. Womp-womp! Looks like the ghost of Princess Diana really was with Kristen Stewart as she’s the lucky one with a Best Actress nominee. But the big winner of the nominees day announcement is The Power of the Dog which leads the pack with a total of 12 nominations. All that nicotine poisoning Benedict Cumberbatch endured really paid off!

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Lady Gaga And Kristen Stewart’s Fans Might Be Messing Up Their Oscar Campaigns

November 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Ah, stan culture. Perfect if you’re a famous person who enjoys the enthusiastic and aggressive loyalty of an army of deeply-invested and forever-obsessed strangers, but not so great when you’re campaigning for a legitimate award, apparently. According to Rolling Stone, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart might be facing some slim chances of getting an Oscar. And it’s all because the Little Monsters and the Twihards are reportedly fucking things up for them by getting way too invested in their respective Oscar campaigns. Okay, they need to calm down and stop taking this so seriously. I mean, Kristen Stewart claims she doesn’t even give a shit about an Oscar!

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Writers For The 2011 Oscars Say Anne Hathaway And James Franco’s Hosting Gig Was A Mess Behind-The-Scenes Too

April 15, 2021 / Posted by:

The 2011 Oscars was a flaming train wreck, and it was in part thanks to hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco, who redefined awkward. James Franco came off as a stoned douche (so he came off as he usually does) and Anne Hathaway tried, but compared to him, she was like a way too hyper child beauty pageant contestant who was given pixie sticks before going onstage (so she came off as she usually does). And it was also awkward for those who had to write words for Anne and James. It seems that leading up to the big night, the writers could see the writing on the wall, and try as they did, everything blew up in their faces. Now the writers can laugh about it, but it’s still the worst thing Anne’s done apart from Bride Wars. For James, it wasn’t the worst. James being an alleged predator is worse.

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This Year’s Oscars Will Be Totally In Person And Zooming In Is Not Allowed

March 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Like a music producer hosting his birthday at a nightclub, the Oscars want the nominees to show up in person. Back in December, the Oscars announced that the ceremony would be in-person despite coronavirus still being a thing. Other recent award shows have mixed in-person with nominees appearing via video call, but not the Oscars! Producers have made it clear that at the event there will be no Zoom options and they better not catch your ass wearing sweats or jeans! We are getting back! To! Opulence! Time to give the peasants something to aspire to again!

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Lakeith Stanfield Also Doesn’t Know Why He Was Nominated For A Best Supporting Actor Oscar

March 17, 2021 / Posted by:

One of the biggest questions surrounding this year’s Academy Awards, besides, “How much of a potential mess will this in-person ceremony be?“, is “Who does the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences think is the star of Judas and the Black Messiah?” Because both Lakeith Stanfield and Daniel Kaluuya were nominated in the Best Supporting Actor category on Monday morning. And after the initial excitement wore off, Lakeith Stanfield stood there and shook his head over the confusion of him ending up in the Best Supporting Actor category.

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