Category: Normal Marriage
Nicole Kidman Says That She And Tom Cruise Were “Happily Married” While Filming “Eyes Wide Shut”
Um, did Nicole Kidman get wasted during her new interview with the New York Times? Because she actually revealed information about her twelve-year-long marriage to Tom Cruise. Nicole once said she avoids talking about Tom out of respect for current husband Keith Urban (and probably cuz of some effed up Scientologist NDA). But now she’s talking about their time filming Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut between November 1996 and June 1998 (it actually holds the record for the longest constant movie shoot at 400 days). Nicole says that, unlike the troubled couple they play in the movie, she and Tom were “happily married” at the time. Continue reading
Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Talked About The Time He Tried To Kill Her While High On Drugs
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have been together since 1979, and got hitched in ’82. She’s stuck with him through the bat-eating days, the drugs, the booze, physical abuse, cheating, and life-threatening manicures. Ozzie and Harriet, they are not. “Naaawr, we Ozzy and SHAAAROOON!”
Now 67-year-old Sharon is opening up about the time a drugged-out Ozzy tried to strangle her to death. Yikes. Sharon recounted the 1989 incident on the documentary “Biography: Nine Lives of Ozzy Osbourne”, which aired last night on A&E. She says that after she put her three kids to bed, Ozzy calmly approached her and told her she must die.
38-Year-Old Marques Houston Defends His Engagement To A 19-Year-Old
Oo, it looks like it’s creep week in Hollywood (well, to be fair, that’s basically every week in the biz)! This time it’s 38-year-old Marques Houston, an R&B singer best known as Roger from Sister, Sister. He’s being criticized for his engagement to 19-year-old Miya Dickey. Poor Chris D’Elia and Ansel Elgort must be relieved to have some company.
People on social media suggested Miya was a teen runaway, and the couple began dating when she was a minor. Marques took to Instagram to defend himself, claiming “With all that’s going on in the world, my love life shouldn’t be a topic”. HA! Nice try. Marques goes on to say he met Miya two years ago at a Jehovah’s Witness conference (hmm 19 minus 2 is 17), but didn’t begin their romance until she was an “adult”. Word is he proposed shortly after her eighteenth birthday.
A Man Is Marrying His Sex Doll Girlfriend Of Eight Months
A Kazakhstan-based bodybuilder named Yurii Tolochko is marrying his sex doll girlfriend named Margo. A sex doll has a hot buff fiancé, and I can’t even get a date…? …Things are going well–I’m fine.
Stacey Dash Says Her Recent Domestic Abuse Arrest Is Normal Married Couple Stuff
Stacey Dash is claiming that her recent time in the clink for domestic battery was a result of a “martial spat that escalated” and it happens to normal couples…Huh?!…I know Stacey lives in Florida land of horny alligators and home to Michael Lohan and Crystal Methheneny so there’s a conflated sense of normal, but let’s be real clear that getting arrested for domestic violence and claiming that children are conspiring against you is never normal couple shit. Even in Florida. Even in Central Florida.