Category: Nicki Minaj
CeeLo Green Thinks Female Rappers Like Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion Are “Shameless” (UPDATE)
CeeLo Green took time out of his busy day of leading Willy Wonka’s workforce to talk shit about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion‘s WAP. CeeLo is on Team Pearl Clutchers and spoke to Far Out Magazine, calling the two “shameless” and “desperate” and suggested female rappers were immoral these days. Yeah, I miss wholesome 2003 female rap when Lil’ Kim rapped about her ill-deep throat and making a Sprite can disappear in her mouth, which shocked a teenage me. That sounded so dangerous! A Sprite can could block her airway!
Nicki Minaj Is Pregnant
When Nicki Minaj appeared in Tekashi 6ix9ine’s video for “TROLLZ” last month, some people might have been asking, “WHY,” while others might have been staring at her stomach and asking, “Is she?” Because there was a lot of sitting and belly-obscuring poses in that video. Well, Nicki went ahead and released a series of pictures showing off her stomach area with the hashtag #preggers, thus proving without a shadow of a doubt that she’s currently pregnant with her first child.
Sia Has Apologized For Mistaking Nicki Minaj For Cardi B
Noted oddball and new mom to teenage boys, Sia, is famous for shielding her face from the public (even before COVID-19, when it was cool), but a recent fuck-up involving, of all people, Nicki Minaj and Cardi B, has resulted in invites to the #SiaIsOverParty (honestly, I was so high when I first saw that trending, I thought people were trying to cancel salsa WHILE I WAS EATING SALSA, and I had to lie down for a day and a half). I’m still mad at Sia for performing that awful Chandelier song with Lena Dunham back in 2014.
Lana Del Rey Defends Her Comments About Double Standards In The Music Industry
A couple of days ago, Lana Del Rey proved that she doesn’t actually spend 14 hours a day sitting at a vintage vanity, brushing her hair a million times while blowing pink lipglossed kisses to a bottle of Valium. Lana had some things to say on Instagram about her position in the female pop singer pyramid, and so she wrote out a long piece on the matter and posted it to Instagram. According to Lana, she’s on the bottom row; supporting everyone above her while getting zero recognition for her efforts.
The internet took notice, not because they agreed that Lana was underrated and underappreciated, but because Lana chose to single out many high-profile women of color in her quest for success. Lana has responded to all the social media side-eye she received yesterday, and she would like everyone to know her message absolutely 100% did not come from a place of racism, and it’s the media who turned her Instagram post into a me-vs-them situation.
Lana Del Rey Used Beyonce As An Example Of A Double Standard She Faces As A Glamorous Person
It seems to me that Lana Del Rey has been pretty successful in her career given the fact that I know who she is even though I’m not familiar with her music apart from having a pretty strong feeling it’s the kind of thing one might listen to while wistfully staring out a foggy kitchen window at the rain, wearing a flouncy housecoat and ignoring the screaming kettle that’s sitting on a vintage Wedgwood stove behind you. Her brand is that strong.
However, according to a recent Instagram post, Lana busted out the ye old-timey typewriter font on her notes app and wrote that she feels she’s been “crucified” every time she sings about “feeling beautiful” or “whatever I want,” whereas her rivals are rewarded with “number one songs” for singing about “wearing no clothes,” and name-checking Beyoncé (among others), in the process. Naturally, this statement went over like a lead balloon or Lana on .0005mg of melatonin (it does not take much).
Nicki Minaj’s Sex Offender Husband Wants Back On The Internet
In case you were wondering why Kenneth Petty (a.k.a. Nicki Minaj‘s husband / worst career move, in a series of bad career moves) is not allowed to surf the net, it’s because he’s a sex offender. Not allegedly. An actual, (finally) registered sex offender. If you care to cast your minds back to earlier this month, you’ll remember that Kenneth got into trouble for failing to register as a sex offender (for a crime committed in the 1990s) in California where the happy couple now live together. As such, he is now caught up in a pending legal case and cannot use the world wide web––and [cue the violins] he’s not happy about it.