Category: mystery

A Woman’s “Loud Full Body Orgasm” Interrupted An L.A. Philharmonic Performance

May 1, 2023 / Posted by:

On Friday evening, classical music lovers headed to the Walt Disney Concert Hall to hear the Los Angeles Philharmonic concert perform Thomas Adès’ “utterly arresting” violin concerto, “Concentric Paths”, and Tchaikovsky’s “powerful” Fifth Symphony. But, according to the L.A. Times, this classy evening was interrupted by a sudden scream from the balcony. Oh no! Murder at zee symphony? Um, not exactly. The sound came from a woman who was getting fingered by her boyfriend; she was loudly orgasming in public. How very gauche!

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People Keep Pooping During Performances Of Broadway’s “Some Like It Hot”, And Last Week It Happened Near Hillary And Chelsea Clinton

March 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Last week, Hillary Clinton and Chelsea Clinton went to the Shubert Theatuhhh on Broadway to see the new musical adaptation of Some Like It Hot. Unfortunately, this lovely mother-daughter outing was soiled by a nefarious Number 2-er! Page Six reports that, when the lights came up at intermission, two “human turds” appeared in the aisle “just near” Hillary and Chelsea. Two Clintons? Two poops? It doesn’t take the brilliant investigative mind of Nancy Drew Poo to deduce the identities of the deuce-droppers. LOCK HER(S) UP! But, according to the theater’s house manager, this is actually the fourth time someone has pooped during a performance of Some Like It Hot. So it sounds like we got ourselves a good ol’ fashioned phantom pooper.

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