Danielle Staub Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Accuses Andy Cohen Of Being A Drug-Abusing, Grindr Slut 

August 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Danielle Staub must not ever want to be invited back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey again, because she has torched the bridge leading her to the King of Bravo, Andy Cohen. As Tituss Burgess clapped for her somewhere, RHoNJ’s resident prostitution whore-ah said that Andy is not setting a good example for his 1-year-old son, Benjamin Allen Cohen, because he’s a drug-using sex freak who hooks up on Grindr three to four times a night. Cut to everyone shruggings over that ~ohsoshocking~ revelation.

Reality Tea says that Danielle dedicated an entire episode of her podcast Absolutely Danielle to talk about Andy Cohen. At first, she called the episode: “The One We Call Daddy” because she used to call him that (ew), but she changed it to “The Last to Know.” Danielle was on RHoNJ for the first two seasons and then came back as a “Friend of the Housewives” for seasons eight through ten. Looks like she won’t be back for season 11, because she started her podcast episode by saying that she’s been “livid” with Andy for some time. According to Danielle, Andy plays favorites and uses the Housewife “with the best story” to “step” on the other women. …Okay, and? It’s Real Housewives–that is literally the whole point of the show.

Danielle, who has been engaged 21 times, then slut-shamed Andy, which probably made both the pot and the kettle side-eyer her:

“Is Andy ready for his son to know who he is? Because the Andy I know would hit up Grindr and go on three or four Grindr dates an evening.”

Andy Cohen, dicking down randoms? Let me catch my breath, I’m so shocked! I’m actually more shocked that Grindr let him back on. Danielle then went on to say that Andy loves the bad shit:

“And these are people who are pretty reputable sources, I just don’t, I don’t even want to talk about the drugs and the partying, not now anyway, but we can get back to that. I can accuse him all I want and I’m not talking about marijuana. I’m not talking about legalizing…

I’m talking about like things that I’ve been accused of doing and he allowed to happen while he was doing the same things that he was accusing me of, or allowing other people to accuse me of…

Is this really a spokesperson? Or is this really someone spiraling until “Oh my god. You found Jesus?”

Think she was done? No, the episode is a full hour. Here’s more:

“Good luck now explaining this to your kids. Just good luck because if I had a choice, if I had good parents like his, I would have made different decisions. I’m not saying you’re immune to it when you have wonderful parents because everybody grows up differently, but I’m saying I didn’t stand a chance. He could have given me a chance, but he didn’t… I gave him over a decade, be he just, he didn’t want the truth… But, now, you’re gonna have to look at it from my perspective, Andy. And, you being the last to know is on you now. Good luck.”

So the big revelation is that Andy likes to party and fuck? Gasp… So he’s an episode of Below Deck? Honestly, he’s probably more upset about that Twitter post from Kathy Griffin where it was alleged that he’s got a small dick. As a top, that’ll really fuck up his reputation!

Pic: Bravo

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