Brad Pitt’s recent transformation from alleged bad dad to sober friend of Kanye West continues, which is still a personality choice I never saw coming, but here we are. Brad doesn’t have to publicly keep gushing over Kanye West, but it’s kind of nice he does. Because I’m sure I’m not the only one who has these sudden moments of clarity that make me think, “Wait, did I dream their friendship after drinking Theraflu and passing out to the DVD menu of Legends of the Fall?” So once again, Brad is telling us why he likes Kanye so much.
Earlier this week, Brad confirmed he’s been going to Kanye’s ultra-exclusive church-ish services, calling them a “really delightful” experience, and saying that Kanye is doing something “really special.” Brad was recently asked by Extra at the Los Angeles premiere of Ad Astra about it. And he once again proved there might be some weird cult-like mind control happening at those Sunday Services, by describing them as “really beautiful.” Brad adds:
“I think what he’s doing is pretty special. It’s this real celebratory thing of people and it’s a really loving vibe and it’s beautiful – it’s huge, so beautiful. I find it really special.”
“It’s huge” – that’s nice of Brad to give Kanye’s ego a shout-out.
As for how Brad and Kanye even started hanging out in the first place, Brad explains that they just kept running into each other. Some people might roll their eyes every time Kanye opens his mouth, but Brad can appreciate his unfiltered honesty.
“Just running [into each other] through the years. I love that there’s a Kanye out in the world, like, messing things up, you know? Envisioning the future and, you know, we can’t forget his music. He was one of the first to come out and be raw and open – he should always get credit for that.”
Brad is really going in hard on his love for Kanye. With that being said, I can’t wait to see Angelina Jolie act so embarrassed during the Maleficent 2 press tour when when every interview is interrupted by her phone blasting a Lover ringtone.
But Brad can’t spend all his time with Kanye (after all, Kanye has to clock some hours in front of E!’s cameras as a favor to his mother-in-law). So when Brad isn’t praising Yeezus, he’s been hanging out with his favorite jewelry designer and spiritual healer, Sat Hari Khalsa. The Daily Mail says that Brad was rumored to be possibly dating Sat Hari Khalsa last year, and it looks like he’s possibly dating her again at the moment. The two were seen leaving the Ad Astra after-party on Wednesday night.
Brad Pitt was seen leaving the same Ad Astra after-party attended by his rumored flame, jewelry designer and spiritual healer Sat Hari Khalsa. The pair first sparked romance rumors last year, after they were seen in deep conversation at the Silverlake Conservatory Music benefit pic.twitter.com/9dSO57LegI
— Lilian Chan (@bestgug) September 20, 2019
Sat is a good match for Brad right now. Because Current Day Brad is all about worshipping at Kanye’s church. I don’t know exactly what Sat does to spiritually heal someone, but I hope part of it is opening their mind and showing them the truth. Then again, Brad might come to that realization on his own. He’ll know what’s up if after donating to Kanye’s congregation, he sees Kim Kardashian walk into church one Sunday with a bible-sized diamond on one of her fingers and an extra 10 pounds of ass.