Category: Famewhores gonna Famewhore
Megan Fox Announces That She’s Looking For A Girlfriend
Are America’s reigning horniest/most obnoxious couple on the outs? People are once again speculating that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have split, having had their fill of bloody Megans. In a recent social media post, Megan donned her finest pink bucket hat to announce that she would like applications from the audience for the role of her new girlfriend. Uh oh, the last time she wore that a hat like that everyone thought we were finally free of their reign of tedious attempts at edginess. We were WRONG, of course. You can’t kill their true love (for famewhoring)!
Max Ehrich Somehow Got Papped Crying At The Beach Where He Proposed To Demi Lovato
To fans of Z-list stunt queen shenanigans, Max Ehrich’s dumb ass is the gift that keeps on giving. To former fiancée Demi Lovato? Errr, his behavior reached “nightmare ex” territory roughly six Instagram Lives ago. But yesterday this guy took it to a whole new level. Like, a “change your locks, Demi” level. Because Max went to the Malibu beach where he proposed to Demi in July, and… cried. He cried. And before you ask, yes, it was papped. Of course it was papped. If a fame ho weeps over a broken celebrity engagement and the paparazzi isn’t there to film it, did it even happen?