Megan Fox Announces That She’s Looking For A Girlfriend
Are America’s reigning horniest/most obnoxious couple on the outs? People are once again speculating that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have split, having had their fill of bloody Megans. In a recent social media post, Megan donned her finest pink bucket hat to announce that she would like applications from the audience for the role of her new girlfriend. Uh oh, the last time she wore that a hat like that everyone thought we were finally free of their reign of tedious attempts at edginess. We were WRONG, of course. You can’t kill their true love (for famewhoring)!
In the demure Instagram post, Megan used her poutiest pout and her boobiest boobs to tell followers that she was looking for a new girlfriend.
The actress has long declared that she’s bisexual, so the only thing that’s interesting about this post is that it looks like she got her headgear on a BOGO offer. Her post was immediately flooded with thirsty comments from people desperately asking to make them the new Machine Gun Kelly. However, one person appeared to push back and question whether Megan had the executive authority to put out a girlfriend casting call. via People:
Machine Gun Kelly knows what it takes to be Megan Fox’s lover.
After the Jennifer’s Body star, 36, wrote Friday on Instagram that she’s “seeking a girlfriend,” her Grammy Award-nominated fiancé, 32, had thoughts about her open call for a new romantic companion.
“Currently seeking a girlfriend. Please submit applications in the DMs,” Fox captioned the post, on which Kelly commented: “I don’t think you have the filing capacity for this request.”
Some believe that something could be up between the two celebs. In addition to Megan commencing a public search for a new person to do blasphemous yet boring couples costumes with, she didn’t attend this year’s Kardashian Khristmas Kelebration while MGK did. I hope we’re spared future photos of MGK’s tongue and that we’re only moments away from the official announcement of her new romance: fuzzy bucket hats! She appears to have already soft-launched this relationship on Instagram.
She’s clearly already enamored! I mean, they’ve got more edge than MGK and are comfy looking, so I can see the appeal.