Category: Let’s Talk About Sex

Mahershala Ali Doesn’t Do Sex Scenes For Religious Reasons

November 23, 2020 / Posted by:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. A movie I’ve never seen, but continue to joke about on a near-weekly basis. Apparently, double Oscar winner Mahershala Ali co-starred in the film as old-man-baby Brad Pitt’s adoptive father, with Taraji P. Henson playing his wife. Recently, on Common’s podcast, Mind Power Mixtape, Mahershala explained that he originally had a sex scene with Taraji in the script. But, because the actor is an Ahmadi Muslim, he told his agent, “I don’t do simulated sex.”

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Bella Thorne Accused Of “Scamming” OnlyFans Subscribers, And Creating Problems For The Site’s Sex Workers

August 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Last week Bella Thorne joined OnlyFans, crashed the site, made a million dollars in the first 24 hours, and another million since. Not bad for a girl not showing her tits. “Cum again?”, you ask.“Bella’s not getting nude?” Correct. She announced her no-nudity clause on Twitter, which was met with cries of “No fair!” from horny fans shelling out $20 a month for access to the 22-year-old’s page.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Canadian CDC Endorsing “Glory Holes” As A Way To Have Safe Sex During The Pandemic

July 23, 2020 / Posted by:

The Canadian government is reportedly afraid of a spike in coronavirus cases and so they want to make sure the people are being safe. And at the same time, they know people are horny hos. Canada has a solution for that too! The Canadian Centre for Disease Control has suggested glory holes as a way of keeping those juices pumping without spreading disease… well, airborne ones at least…

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Open Post: Hosted By The Phone Charger That Had To Be Removed From A Man’s Bladder

June 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Sex is weird. People make a lot of interesting choices when it comes to achieving sexual gratification. Dressing up like giant animals. Kinky bondage stuff. Or this 30-year-old man who allegedly inserted a 2-foot long mobile phone charger into his dick hole. Yes, urethral play is a thing, y’all. And while I am fucking terrified just reading about it, this man supposedly got deep into it. Unfortunately, the cord got lost and he had to go to the hospital. It’s a tale as old as time: Man inserts something somewhere it shouldn’t be and is forced to seek medical assistance!

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Shailene Woodley Has Been In An Open Relationship Before But Is Currently Single

April 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Shailene Woodley was supposed to be doing a press tour for her latest movie, the partially improvised Endings, Beginnings, but then a weird thing happened where nobody’s allowed to go outside anymore or something? I don’t know, I keep seeing commercials about it. Anyway, apparently it’s a whole thing. So in lieu of a press tour, Shailene did an interview from her house for The New York Times. In the interview Shailene talked about self-isolation, indicated that she’s no longer with Fijian rugby star Ben Vevolva, talked about having been in an open relationship before (and an abusive one), and said that she doesn’t require an intimacy coordinator when it comes to pretend fucking, thank you very much. And who could blame her? Somehow, the person who should be the second hottest kombucha jerk at the Santa Cruz Natural Food Co-Op (sorry, Shailene, Rainbow Electric’s braless perfect C cups are just a little bit perkier), is starring in a movie where she gets to rub her sun-baked muff all over Jamie Dornan and Sebastian Stan. Jennifer Lawrence, look at your life choices. If you had just stopped shaving your armpits, this could have been you!

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Lamar Odom Admits To Having Sex With Over 2,000 Women

May 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Khloé Kardashian’s ex husband Lamar Odom is opening up about his addictions in his new book Darkness to Light. Lamar (or Lammy as we all know him as) famously cheated on Khloé Kardashian resulting in their split in 2013. Then in 2015 he was found unconscious in a brothel . Since that happened his life hasn’t exactly been rainbows and kittens as he collapsed at a club, had an altercation at Hooters that involved a gun  and might have been kidnapped. Lamar says he is now drug free and trying to live a life that involves getting kidnapped less, and at least staying conscious at brothels.

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