Yesterday, Bella Thorne briefly crashed OnlyFans when she joined. Bella’s bio states “I’m your bitch” (short, sweet, to the point), her profile pic is a bikini shot, and the banner depicts her long bejeweled nails feeling up her own ass. On. Brand.
A press release announcing 22-year-old Bella’s new account states that she’s projected to make at least $1 million a month. A MONTH. $12 million a year to flash some nipple and whine about your feelings?! By that math, my drunken Instagram stories should have made me a billionaire!
Subscribing to Bella’s page will set you back a cool $20 a month. And if you wanna blow even more of your income on sugar baby Bella, you can shower her with gifts from her Amazon wishlist, which initially included a dog bed, hammock, and “Christmas inflatables” (I… don’t know). She’s also in talks to star in a documentary following her OnlyFans experience. More bucks for Bella!
Oo, the SEX necklace. Very sexually suggestive.
Bella’s already wildly successful on Instagram, which is why her new page is expected to make so much cashola. She has over 23 million followers, and her selfies regularly garner a million likes apiece. Her joining OnlyFans follows the trend of stars and influencers (like Cardi B) making the move to monetize their uncensored content.
In her interview with PAPER, “wannabe mogul” Bella says:
“OnlyFans is the first platform where I can fully control my image; without censorship, without judgement, and without being bullied online for being me”
I hope Bella being herself involves her showing off her 19 cats. That adds up to a total of 20 uncensored pussies for subscribers to enjoy!