Sex is weird. People make a lot of interesting choices when it comes to achieving sexual gratification. Dressing up like giant animals. Kinky bondage stuff. Or this 30-year-old man who allegedly inserted a 2-foot long mobile phone charger into his dick hole. Yes, urethral play is a thing, y’all. And while I am fucking terrified just reading about it, this man supposedly got deep into it. Unfortunately, the cord got lost and he had to go to the hospital. It’s a tale as old as time: Man inserts something somewhere it shouldn’t be and is forced to seek medical assistance!
The Mirror says that a man in Guwahati, India showed up at the hospital and told the doctors there he had “ingested” a wire, which led to them taking a stool sample and doing an endoscopy on him. But they couldn’t find anything. and probably because like any person feeling immense shame about their personal habits, the man had lied to doctors.
But after the doctors actually opened him up, they still found nothing. After performing an X-Ray they were able to determine what had happened, They found that the cable had been lost in his bladder, meaning it could only have come from one place: his dick. Surgeon, Walliul Islam, said:
“We could have done away with the surgery if he had told us the truth… The patient came to us with severe abdomen pain and told us that he consumed a cable by mistake. We examined his stool and conducted an endoscopy as well but couldn’t find the cable. When we operated him, there was nothing in his gastrointestinal tract.”
Dr. Islam also explained why this patient and people like him put things up their pee-holes:
“It’s a type of masturbation called urethral sounding, which is the insertion of an object or liquid into the urethra… The person had come to us five days after he inserted the cable. He repeatedly told us he consumed it through his mouth and we never imagined an adult would lie about such a thing… Instances of men indulging in urethral sounding are known. But this person went to an extreme and hence the cable reached his urinary bladder… This is a very rare thing… Everything is possible on this earth, indeed!”
Well, the next time someone asks to borrow your phone charger maybe think twice….. unless your fetish is phone chargers covered with bodily fluids.